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am I paraniod or are you all out to get me....

(29 Posts)
psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 10:51:55


alicecrail Wed 10-Jun-09 10:52:27

You are paranoid grin

AlistairSim Wed 10-Jun-09 10:53:09

No, I realy am out ot get you.

AlistairSim Wed 10-Jun-09 10:53:52

ot is far scarier than out, btw.

Gorionine Wed 10-Jun-09 10:54:05

<<wispers>> you are paranoid!wink

weegiemum Wed 10-Jun-09 10:54:58

just cos you are paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you ......

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 10:55:31

I am beginning to wonder, I have to say.

first kerry asks if anyone has killed me yet, then I lose all my threads and lou33 warns me not to eat anything helenmumsnet offers me......

tis all adding up to Not. Good. Things.


morningpaper Wed 10-Jun-09 10:55:45

I'm out to get you but I can't speak for anyone else

marmitebabe Wed 10-Jun-09 10:55:46

Where are you anyway?? just in case we were out to get you...... wink

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:00:23

<<zips mouth closed>>


<<considers deleting profile>>

alicecrail Wed 10-Jun-09 11:13:17

There, there, have a custard cream wink

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:15:03

<<have already been killed with motivation dust on another thread, that contained milk powder by stealth>>

<<mourns self>>

VinegarTits Wed 10-Jun-09 11:15:21

your paranoid dear

Cream doughnut?

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:16:55

<<glares around at all the meanies tyring to kill be with nice food>>

SoupDragon Wed 10-Jun-09 11:18:34


psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:20:00

I knew it

<<ponders floncing to netmums safer quarters>>

shootfromthehip Wed 10-Jun-09 11:21:23

'Tis the Governent I tells ya (in best Russell Brand voice).

<<shoot takes paranoid Jack Bauer-esque look around>>

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:22:24

yes, of course, they are behind everything these days!

<<shakes head sadly>>

EccentricaGallumbits Wed 10-Jun-09 11:22:48

what's a flonce? Is it one of those fake flounces without milk in that pretends to taste like a real flounce but doesn't at all, leaving you with a hard done by feeling?

Poledra Wed 10-Jun-09 11:26:01

Can you tell that Psycho is poorly and spending a considerable amount of time on her pooter? Half the threads I open these days have been started by her wink

And I'm not out to get you but that's only because DD2 has got chicken pox and we're staying in away from everyone else (don't why I bother as she was at playschool 3 mornings last week and has no doubt already infected everyone). DD3 is miserable with a cold but no pox as yet..... give it time.....

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:26:16

it is exactly that.

this is why nothing is the same anymore.......tis all cardboard-like and flase tasting<<sigh>>

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:27:51

poledra, wouldn;t want to let the sight slow down after all.......I am almost single-handedly keeping it running

of course, the other half of the threads are started by that troll windycycle, so I have to distract everyone from her<<winning smile>>wink

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:29:02

<<sending get-well-soon vibes for the chickenpoxy ones BTW>>

alicecrail Wed 10-Jun-09 11:31:38

To be fair some of the trollery is a leetle bit funny. The one with the sexually assaulted mannequins made me giggle and cheered me up no end! grin

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:32:51

sexually assulted mannaquins???


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