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to want to cross a bridge in this country without an unpleasant (definitely foreign looking) wee beast threating to eat me

(23 Posts)
DeepGoat Wed 10-Jun-09 08:27:40

[foams at mouth]

morningpaper Wed 10-Jun-09 08:30:26

you need to send your big brother over

shootfromthehip Wed 10-Jun-09 08:31:44

I think it's the Government- they must be putting something in the water <conspiritorial emoticon>

DeepGoat Wed 10-Jun-09 08:33:18

no big brother is too busy watching us.

god bless margaret thatcher the queen, what did churchill die for!, all none goats should feck off and leave all the grass for us.

Trollyroger Wed 10-Jun-09 08:38:38

I think you are being deeply offensive. No-one else had made a home under my bridge, I am keeping it habitable for future generations. And as for the threatening to eat you bit, well, I apologise for that, but it's me culture, innit? No offense, I'm just doing what generations of family have done before me.
And I only threaten to eat. I wouldn't aksherally touch you with a barge pole. You smell.

MaryBS Wed 10-Jun-09 08:40:14

You're being racist, it's just because they're foreign looking, isn't it?

Trollyroger Wed 10-Jun-09 08:44:49

Are we so very different Goat?
We're both hairy.....
And I'm quite smelly too.

<<strokes goat, dribblig slightly>>

DeepGoat Wed 10-Jun-09 08:46:41

so trolly can't make out a word you are saying with that fecking accent.

we had some bloody llamas round here last week eating all my grass, dirty feckers spat at me.

LittleEnglanderTroll Wed 10-Jun-09 08:56:47

Crossing a bridge to get to fresh pastures makes you an economic migrant Goat, so piss off back to your own field and starve.

DeepGoat Wed 10-Jun-09 11:02:46

[head butts littleenglander]

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:08:24

tis ok, just send over the bigger goats, it will fill the beastie, it will fall to sleep with a stuffed bellie, and then you can trot across happily.

or, you could learn the art of chopping things up with the special axe, and cross all bridges without hinder.

of course, I have the special axe, I only lend it out to people who suck up to me I like.

mumblechum Wed 10-Jun-09 11:10:38

Don't you mean "cross a bridge in MY OWN country"?

MadameDefarge Wed 10-Jun-09 11:14:18

I think its deeply unfair to characterize these folk in this way. Next thing you'll be calling them all sorts of names like, ooh 'tube driver', which would be deeply insulting.

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:24:37

actuallym would it not be tube controller, due to the trains being on rails, and therefore not really driven....hmm??

karalathecamel Wed 10-Jun-09 11:30:16

this looks like a nice bridge to settle down under

YeahBut Wed 10-Jun-09 11:30:47

Some of my best friends are trolls.

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:31:49

is that so you are always guarantee'd to be 'the pretty one' yeahbut


YeahBut Wed 10-Jun-09 11:36:08

Just pointing out that despite any involuntary posts to the contrary, I can't be trollist if some of my best friends are trolls.
But yes, it does make one feel much better about oneself if one's mates are hairy, fanged mingers.

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:38:23

good planning, ensuring you cannot be accused of being trollist if you like themwinkgrin

do they have hary warts on the end of their noses too??.....they are not real trolls if they don;t have that vital sign you know!!

Nappyzoneisabeetrootrunner Wed 10-Jun-09 11:40:31

YABU - If bridge is over water take a boat. Why should the troll change their habits - you should change yours!

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:41:30

but what about the lochness monster babies that are in all the water supply now??

boats won;t help!!!

Nappyzoneisabeetrootrunner Wed 10-Jun-09 11:46:25

a nuclear submarine perhaps?

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 11:51:05

oooh, now you're talking...

<<ponders how well that would work on trolls and lochness monster babies>>

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