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AIBU?

to find this noise embarrassing??

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footinmouth · 06/06/2009 20:34

Have name-changed..

To cut a long story short, I met someone, about 2 months ago. We have met up on several occasions, he's absolutely lovely and we get on so well etc etc

However, I met up with him last night and we went out for dinner etc. When we got back, one thing led to another, which was fine by me. The thing is, when we started, he started making these funny wheezing noises . As I was on top I thought it might have been me. We tried other positions but he was still making this wheezing noise, very loudly.

I'm just wondering whether this type of thing is normal, perhaps just him getting excited?? I have to be honest, it did put me off a bit, even though maybe it shouldn't have. He isn't asthmatic or anything so not sure why he was making this noise.

He really is lovely and I know it's a small thing compared to the other lovely things about him

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llareggub · 06/06/2009 20:36

Is he unfit? The more you do it the fitter he'll get remember!

footinmouth · 06/06/2009 20:40

He goes to the gym about 3 times a week, so not unfit, as such and he wasn't particularly worn out afterwards, either

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ThePhantomPlopper · 06/06/2009 20:53

Perhaps it's his excited noise?

southeastastra · 06/06/2009 20:53

i was thinking that plopper

hehe

ThePhantomPlopper · 06/06/2009 20:56

I vaguely remember in my early teenage years, my boyfriend wheezing when we kissed. He was overweight though and had chocolate in his mouth at the same time as our kiss. Infact the awful memory has made me want to vomit.

Why not start wheezing yourself, might take your mind off of his wheezing?

FairLadyRantALot · 06/06/2009 21:01

oh bless.....if he is otherwise lovely don't let it put you off!

footinmouth · 06/06/2009 21:02

@ TPP 'Why not start wheezing yourself, might take your mind off of his wheezing?'

Now there's a thought!!

Seriously though, it's a bit off-putting

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ThePhantomPlopper · 06/06/2009 21:03

I bet it is.

Don't know what you can say to him without hurting his feelings though.

What about back ground music to mask it?

footinmouth · 06/06/2009 21:06

We had background music on, quite loudly

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BitOfFun · 06/06/2009 21:07

Is it actually a wheeze, like he's ill? Or his funny over-breathing sex noise? If it puts you off now, it doesn't look good...

psychomum5 · 06/06/2009 21:11

did you have lily allen playing "its not fair"??

maybe he felt he had to do a little noise

muggglewump · 06/06/2009 21:14

I shouldn't laugh, but I am, a lot.

Is it his sex noise?

footinmouth · 06/06/2009 21:16

It did sound a bit like he was on his last legs. I asked him if I was hurting him and he said 'hell no'

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ThePhantomPlopper · 06/06/2009 21:19

Could you ask him to stop or to try a different noise? Quacking or something?

muggglewump · 06/06/2009 21:19

Was it good?

Could you wear earplugs next time?

footinmouth · 06/06/2009 21:27

Phantomplopper

muggglewump - yeah, it was good

Earplug sounds like a good option but probably wouldn't see (or hear) him again. I do like him and don't want to sound mean. Is there any way I could casually drop it into conversation without sounding like an insensitive cow? I'm meant to be meeting him again on tues...

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muggglewump · 06/06/2009 21:37

"Would you please not sound like you are about to drop dead when we're next fucking?"

You said please, that's polite right?

Maybe his nose is tight or something, what about leaving some or those breathe strips lying around and hope he gets the message.

Watch porn, and then he'll go over the top with moaning, but it might be better than the wheezing?

sorry, I'm still finding this funny

Nancy66 · 06/06/2009 21:46

...i felt sure this was going to be about fanny farting.

Onestonetogo · 06/06/2009 21:53

give him a puff of Ventolin beforehand?

Btw a loud wheezing would put me off big time!

footinmouth · 06/06/2009 22:05

sorry to disappoint nancy66

I just don't know what to do. and that's just it onestonetogo, it is off-putting but I tried to ignore it, iyswim. It was the first time we'd slept together and I guess it was just a shock

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herbietea · 06/06/2009 22:10

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NorbertDentressangle · 06/06/2009 22:14

erm...have you actually established which orifice he is "wheezing" from?

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NorbertDentressangle · 06/06/2009 22:33

oops, sorry -thats killed the thread.

I'll get me coat......

footinmouth · 06/06/2009 22:48

ND - I'm pretty sure the orifice in question is his mouth

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Curiousmama · 06/06/2009 23:03

Put music on or gag him. I would hate this...I like the noise at the end but wouldn't like wheezing... be like fucking an old steam train

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