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footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 20:34:35

Have name-changed..

To cut a long story short, I met someone, about 2 months ago. We have met up on several occasions, he's absolutely lovely and we get on so well etc etc smile

However, I met up with him last night and we went out for dinner etc. When we got back, one thing led to another, which was fine by me. The thing is, when we started, he started making these funny wheezing noises hmm. As I was on top blush I thought it might have been me. We tried other positions but he was still making this wheezing noise, very loudly.

I'm just wondering whether this type of thing is normal, perhaps just him getting excited?? I have to be honest, it did put me off a bit, even though maybe it shouldn't have. He isn't asthmatic or anything so not sure why he was making this noise.

He really is lovely and I know it's a small thing compared to the other lovely things about him smile

llareggub Sat 06-Jun-09 20:36:44

Is he unfit? The more you do it the fitter he'll get remember!

footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 20:40:17

He goes to the gym about 3 times a week, so not unfit, as such and he wasn't particularly worn out afterwards, either blush

ThePhantomPlopper Sat 06-Jun-09 20:53:13

Perhaps it's his excited noise?

southeastastra Sat 06-Jun-09 20:53:52

i was thinking that plopper


ThePhantomPlopper Sat 06-Jun-09 20:56:48

I vaguely remember in my early teenage years, my boyfriend wheezing when we kissed. He was overweight though and had chocolate in his mouth at the same time as our kiss. Infact the awful memory has made me want to vomit.

Why not start wheezing yourself, might take your mind off of his wheezing?

FairLadyRantALot Sat 06-Jun-09 21:01:58

oh bless.....if he is otherwise lovely don't let it put you off!

footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 21:02:19

grin @ TPP 'Why not start wheezing yourself, might take your mind off of his wheezing?'

- Now there's a thought!!

Seriously though, it's a bit off-putting sad

ThePhantomPlopper Sat 06-Jun-09 21:03:40

I bet it is.

Don't know what you can say to him without hurting his feelings though.

What about back ground music to mask it?

footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 21:06:38

We had background music on, quite loudly sad

BitOfFun Sat 06-Jun-09 21:07:33

Is it actually a wheeze, like he's ill? Or his funny over-breathing sex noise? If it puts you off now, it doesn't look good...

psychomum5 Sat 06-Jun-09 21:11:06

did you have lily allen playing "its not fair"??

maybe he felt he had to do a little noisewinkgrin

muggglewump Sat 06-Jun-09 21:14:50

I shouldn't laugh, but I am, a lot.

Is it his sex noise?

footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 21:16:44

It did sound a bit like he was on his last legs. I asked him if I was hurting him and he said 'hell no' grin

ThePhantomPlopper Sat 06-Jun-09 21:19:24

Could you ask him to stop or to try a different noise? Quacking or something?

muggglewump Sat 06-Jun-09 21:19:55

Was it good?

Could you wear earplugs next time?

footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 21:27:04

Phantomplopper grin

muggglewump - yeah, it was good wink

Earplug sounds like a good option but probably wouldn't see (or hear) him again. I do like him and don't want to sound mean. Is there any way I could casually drop it into conversation without sounding like an insensitive cow? I'm meant to be meeting him again on tues...

muggglewump Sat 06-Jun-09 21:37:10

"Would you please not sound like you are about to drop dead when we're next fucking?"

You said please, that's polite right?

Maybe his nose is tight or something, what about leaving some or those breathe strips lying around and hope he gets the message.

Watch porn, and then he'll go over the top with moaning, but it might be better than the wheezing?

sorry, I'm still finding this funnygrin

Nancy66 Sat 06-Jun-09 21:46:55

...i felt sure this was going to be about fanny farting.

Onestonetogo Sat 06-Jun-09 21:53:56

give him a puff of Ventolin beforehand?

Btw a loud wheezing would put me off big time!

footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 22:05:16

sorry to disappoint nancy66 wink

I just don't know what to do. and that's just it onestonetogo, it is off-putting but I tried to ignore it, iyswim. It was the first time we'd slept together and I guess it was just a shock sad

herbietea Sat 06-Jun-09 22:10:38

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NorbertDentressangle Sat 06-Jun-09 22:14:44

erm...have you actually established which orifice he is "wheezing" from?


NorbertDentressangle Sat 06-Jun-09 22:33:02

oops, sorry -thats killed the thread.

I'll get me coat......

footinmouth Sat 06-Jun-09 22:48:18

ND - I'm pretty sure the orifice in question is his mouth grin

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