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to be gutted that Morten Harket is apparently a bit of a tw@t

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LadyAga Sat 30-May-09 20:54:35

I have lusted after him since I was a little girl when A-ha had their first hit. I thought he was beautiful.

I made time to watch Mr&Mrs (awful show I would not normally watch) simply because he is on it. My god he is pretentious,boring and a little arrogant.

EyeballsisonaDietAgain Sat 30-May-09 20:57:15

No, you are wrong. He is beautiful. That is the end of it. Don't be so disrespectful to the God of Norse flicky hair and leather wristbands. I'm stunned at your anti-Morten stance tbh.

I wub Morten blush

Wait! He is on Mr and Mrs???? Eek!!

pippylongstockings Sat 30-May-09 20:57:32

Hmm making a sandwich -he's so thoughtful!

ellingwoman Sat 30-May-09 20:57:36

Yes, we've just been discussing what a knob he is on the BGT thread!

onebatmother Sat 30-May-09 20:58:00

"A-ha in 'boring' shock."


RumourOfAHurricane Sat 30-May-09 20:58:17

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llareggub Sat 30-May-09 20:58:28

Don't you mean Morten Horten Harket, as christened by Smash Hits?

RumourOfAHurricane Sat 30-May-09 20:59:12

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LadyAga Sat 30-May-09 21:03:25

itchy teeth?!Never heard that before... I take it that means you don't like him?

I used to think I would grow up to marry him, thank goodness I didn't.

There's another couple on here that are annoying me, they live in my neighbourhood and I see them often.. he is such a creep and a letch. Often gives me a leer... bleurgh.

EyeballsisonaDietAgain Sat 30-May-09 21:04:22

I've just watched the Loose Tarts clip. I'm all of a quiver now. Oooohhh blush

RumourOfAHurricane Sat 30-May-09 21:05:42

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LadyAga Sat 30-May-09 21:09:16

eyeballis... do you mean loose women???? ba ha ha ha ha, I just googled loose tarts on you tube because I thought it was a-ha's new song.

shineon... are we allowed to say this stuff on here or will MN get sued etc??? I won't say who it is, but it ain't Don and Liz.

RumourOfAHurricane Sat 30-May-09 21:13:48

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slayerette Sat 30-May-09 21:14:01

I thought I would marry Morten when I grew up too...but all my illusions are shattered by him appearing on this show in the first place!

But when I was a teenager and he was over twenty years younger than he is now and wore those gorgeous leather wristbands and pouted like a dream - ah, that was a different story grin

MrsEricBana Sat 30-May-09 21:32:14

Yup, disillusioned here too - sob. (Amused by the whole Matt Willis in willy dance expose thing though)

merrymonsters Sat 30-May-09 22:20:21

I worked with someone who worshipped Morton Harket as a teenager. She had become a celebrity journalist and was given the job of interviewing him for our magazine.

When she came back to the office, she said that she was 'gutted' because he was soooo boring and pretentious.

hullygully Sat 30-May-09 22:22:44

He also has a very unpleasant and unusual intimate pastime.

mrsmaidamess Sat 30-May-09 22:24:02

Oh do tell. Does he poo on glass coffee tables?

mrsmaidamess Sat 30-May-09 22:24:29

I'm dreadfully sorry, I don't know what came over me then.

hullygully Sat 30-May-09 22:24:41


ellingwoman Sat 30-May-09 22:26:24

What's that - pissing into the coffee cups before he selects one?

hullygully Sat 30-May-09 22:28:13

Nothing to do with excretion/urination.

Curiousmama Sat 30-May-09 22:31:27

tell us tell us tell us please what's the intimate pastime?

here he is on loose women

hullygully Sat 30-May-09 22:34:22

Can't, am bound by confidentiality clause. Suffice to say: stay away from the Scandinavian peninsula, it is a place of long nights and dark souls.

mrsmaidamess Sat 30-May-09 22:42:02

He picks his nose and eats it doesn't he.

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