To be deeply insulted by what dt2 (5) said to me this morning?

[whoingodsnameami]

I was talking to her and noticed she was looking at me oddly, then she said, mum, you have teeth like spongebob!!!!!!!!


I am still traumatised.

[georgiemum]

My 4.5 year old said to me... 'mummy, you have a very fat bahookie'. Lovely.

[geraldinetheluckygoat]

"wobbly tummy like a jelly" here.
sigh.

[Pheebe]

I got told I look like a sumo wrestler or rather the sumo wretler looks like me

What DS1 meant was they have boobies too but DH will never ever let me forget it ... the bastard!

I am now serioulsy considering a tummy tuck and a boob job and leaving him for 3 weeks to care for a 4yo and a 2yo

[whoingodsnameami]

Yep, I have had all the big belly insults too, but c'mon, teeth like spongebob!!!!!!!!!

[MrsMerryHenry]

What's a bahookie??? Not that yours is fat, georgiemum, it's lovely. Perfectly proportioned.

[Dillydaydreamer]

LOL 2yo dd said 'you have big boobs' while comparing to her own

[Bettymum]

My beautiful 2yo niece called my sister a poisonous mushroom once

[lal123]

"Mummy...... Do you HAVE any bones?"

[EdwardBear]

my 3 yo told me i had a hole in my bum earlier today

[DanJARMouse]

bahookie - scottish for bum

[Bettymum]

Yes, we all had bahookies when we were little. They're lovely things to have

[LilRedWG]

Ah, it makes me appreciate DD (2.10), even more, who earlier announced, "Love you gorgeous Mummy".

Poor child obviously needs her eyes testing. I have a streaming cold, bruised eyes from crying, no makeup on and my hair needs a wash.

[LilRedWG]

Great - I've killed a thread with my smugness.

[Insanity]

"Jelly in my bum" here,and an ugly grumpy face in the morning.
Just as well I look in the mirror and see a yummy mummy!

[Botbot]

DD (2.8) smelt my breath first thing this morning, and said 'eeew, I smell poo'.

[scuttles off to buy mouthwash]

[zookeeper]

I, apparently,look "really weird" in the morning.

[georgiemum]

The sad thing is that I am a size 8. Sometimes a 6. I am usually described as a skinny malinky.

Bahookis is a great word though.

[LilRedWG]

My lovely neice said, "You're not fat Auntie LilRed.... you just have a big bottom!"

[MrsMerryHenry]

Ahh...the plural 'bahookis' makes it quite clear, now. Sorry, I'm a stickler for grammatical detail. I always correct our local teens, for example, when they say 'Is it?' instead of the correct term 'Innit?'

Bahookis: great word!

[muffle]

DS just collapses in laughter in the morning because I look "silly". He also says in a woeful tone - "oh mummy - look at your SORES" (zits).

The other day I wasmoaning to DP because I hadn't had time to get ready to go out and felt scruffy. Well-intentionedly DP said "DS is mummy scruffy - or pretty?" DS really gave it a lot of thought before saying "scruffy."

[Rhubarb]

Everytime I put make-up dd solemny says "mummy's got panda eyes again"

[fernie3]

when i was pregnant with my third my lovely older daughter saw me getting dressed and said

"wow mummy your huge"

not my best moment

sophie

[PinkTulips]

was putting on mosturiser and mascara this morning and ds1 asked me; 'why have you got cream all over your face mommy?'

so i said; 'to make me look pretty, is it working?

ds1 gives this some consideration... then says 'no' and walks off



dd is the clever one, she tells me all the time i look 'bootiful'

[OrmIrian]

I look better with my glasses on apparently

Yeah thanks.... How about a paper bag?

From a 12yr old.