The builder

[PoetAnonymous]

The builder asked to use the loo,
but didn't flush his stinky poo,
what would you do if you were me?
Should I spit in his next cup of tea?
To those who'd say IABU
You wouldn't like it in YOUR loo!

PoetAnonymous

[SweetAudrina]

Bust his nose with a baseball bat.
See what he thinks about that.

[overweightnoverdrawn]

or even better
write him a letter.

[SweetAudrina]

Or you could
Hit him with wood
push him into the wall
and then kick him in the balls
That would teach him to poo
In your lovely clean loo.

[MadameCastafiore]

Wallop his prick with a brick.

(I am crap!)

[loobeylou]

How about....

"Dear Builder

pleased flush when you use my loo
Thanks
Poet

PS Oh and please remember to wash your hands too"

(you might be left with a job half done if he daren't show his face again though)

(erm, no pun intended with left with a "job")

[SweetAudrina]

Get your big shitty log out of my bog!

[loobeylou]

LOL Audrina - not so sweet eh

[stuffitllama]

Dear Builder while I like your work
The materials you left that lurk
Inside my loo have made me heave
So next time you pack up and leave
Check the toilet with great care
And do not leave till it's not there

[stuffitllama]

I don't wish to see your poo
Your log, your turd, your number two
Remember when you've had a wipe
Make sure it's gone down the pipe

[stuffitllama]

If you do forget to flush
I'll fish it out with a lavatory brush
And you might find your soggy stools
When next you search your box of tools

[loobeylou]

applause to stuffit LOL

[DungareesAndOranges]

Oh the Poo, the shitty shitty Poo
That you left in my lovely clean loo
That you lubed out with greasy builders bum sweat
Has found infamy forever on mumsnet

[stuffitllama]

it was an escape from bedtime routine hurrah

[DungareesAndOranges]

Oh the Poo, the sweetcorn ridden Poo
That you left in my lovely clean loo
That you lubed out with greasy builders bum sweat
Has found infamy forever on mumsnet

That version has more grit I think

[loobeylou]

boak at sweetcorn ridden poo!!! TMI

[Furball]

listen here mate
theres one thing I hate
when I use my loo
I don't expect to see your poo
My child has learnt to flush it away
It's a pity you couldn't do the same today
what makes you think I want to see
what you had for last nights tea

[BonGelA]

Please, clean away your shit
Before I have a hissy fit
It really does stink
Come on, don't you think?
So clean it away and erm ... you might get laid.