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To fart in front of DH?

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FrequentFarter Sun 25-Jan-09 23:51:27

This is actually a serious question!

I usually just let rip if I need to, but I am going against all I previously thought about how to conduct a relationship - ie to preserve some mystery. I also do things like cut my toe-nails when DH is about.

Should I stop farting and toe-nail cutting when in DH's company?

(PS He farts too but less often blush)

Ready4anotherCoffee Sun 25-Jan-09 23:53:37

nah, let it rip.

if youi hold it for too long you'll take off and fly round the room like a balloongrin

TheBurnsifiedEffect Sun 25-Jan-09 23:53:49

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honeybehappy Sun 25-Jan-09 23:55:32

why do you think you should stop now?

Wonderstuff Sun 25-Jan-09 23:57:51

DH and I fart in front of each other. I would draw the line at wafting the duvet cover to share grin

FrequentFarter Sun 25-Jan-09 23:58:21

I am worried that he will become disgusted and go off me. Or does everyone fart at home anyway?

honeybehappy Mon 26-Jan-09 00:03:39

i fart wherever i am blush

dp said he has never met anyone that farts so muchblush

Alibear1 Mon 26-Jan-09 00:04:09

Just carry on - I don't believe in preserving mystery, it takes too much time!! If I had to ensure that DH was out of the way every time I wanted to fart, shave my legs/underarms, pluck eyebrows etc it would be a nightmare :D

LightShinesInTheDarkness Mon 26-Jan-09 00:09:21

Vanessa Feltz always maintained it was important to keep that element of mystery - don't let him see you shave your legs etc.

Her husband left her!

Wonderstuff Mon 26-Jan-09 00:12:54

I once did a really louder than expected burp whilst with dh in town, people looked round, I was blush but dh tells people about it, he was jealous his burping skills were inferior and I had to teach him. He still fancies the pants off me. Men are funny things grin

nooka Mon 26-Jan-09 00:15:53

My dh farts a lot, and it does get to me because he rarely apologies, they are always very noisy and often very smelly. It would be nice if he made some effort to minimise their effect. I would guess he produces something like ten to every one of mine. Generally however I really wouldn't worry unless he mentions something.

honeybehappy Mon 26-Jan-09 00:18:28

to you apologise to you dh when you fart nooka? I dunno why but i fint that really odd grin

nooka Mon 26-Jan-09 00:31:10

If the fart was very loud or very smelly, sure. Because it's not very nice.

gonaenodaethat Mon 26-Jan-09 00:55:21

And a wee bit gross

LightShinesInTheDarkness Mon 26-Jan-09 01:01:01

gonae - why gross? No-one actually likes farts, but surely we all accept they are just normal and natural? Do you go out of the room each time you do it?

thumbwitch Mon 26-Jan-09 01:05:40

my DH farts like a bastard. Really. And thinks it highly amusing, especially when I gag and choke. But he doesn't like me to fart, oh no, apparently that puts him off the thought of sex.

Guess what I do.

dsrplus8haggisandneeps Mon 26-Jan-09 01:11:31

thumb your dh has whats known as a toxic arse! have a look on the i took you to stately homes thread- theres a lot of "toxic arses" there two. lol. my dh loves dutch ovens, ans has a farting ringtone on his fone! grin .yes farting is a well used form of contraceptive here too, except its dh's brand puts me off! lol grin

LightShinesInTheDarkness Mon 26-Jan-09 01:11:50

lol thumbw- just saw a post of yours somewhere else, you really are very funny!

KnickersOnMaHead Mon 26-Jan-09 01:14:51

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mummythemousekiller Mon 26-Jan-09 01:15:13

what is that with men - mine is convinced farting is not ladylikehmm Guess I'm not a ladygrin.

his however, need a biohazard warning, and he is forever farting under the duvetangry

mummythemousekiller Mon 26-Jan-09 01:15:55

lol knickers. that's often then?

thumbwitch Mon 26-Jan-09 01:21:41

why thank you LightShinesInTheDarkness! one does one's best...

nooka Mon 26-Jan-09 01:23:04

My dh is lovely, but his guts are tuely toxic. I wish there was something I could do about it!

thumbwitch Mon 26-Jan-09 01:24:37

<waves at Knickers too>

I do have Anti-Fart Spray however - by the merest luck, I got hold of some of this stuff - aptly named Cleanse and Protect. It is a potent detoxifier of the most noxious fart and therefore worth the price. Smells of lemons, mostly.

KnickersOnMaHead Mon 26-Jan-09 01:29:28

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