I've got nothing so am hoping for a quiet night. Next door's dcs came and admired our lit up pumpkin on the doorstep, but their mum said "Bon Soiree" in quite a firm voice - which I took as a hint not to send mine round begging for bon bons in her costume de sorciere!!
Yes - I just restrained myself as I could see it was a v small child - I was very sweet and friendly, and the Mum said 'there you are, that wasn't frightening, was it?', obviously introducing her nervous 3 yo to the whole thing. Little did she know what could have happened...cackle.
I may drop it now - I feel that sitting on the doormat with my laptop for entertainment, in wait to terrify children is not a suitable adult past time for an alledgedly mature adult - and on a parenting website, to boot.