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to deny myself the lovely deep bath dp has just run for me?

(9 Posts)
umberellascankill Fri 24-Oct-08 22:47:36

because i KNOW he is just trying to butter me up for some nooky?

should i go to bed unwashed like a filthy mare and hope it puts him off hmm?

Tinkywinks Fri 24-Oct-08 22:51:56

Alright for some. I'd love a bit of hanky panky. AND for someone to run me a bath. YABUngrateful as far as I'm concerned!!!

AuraofDora Fri 24-Oct-08 22:53:44

oh be buttered
there are worse things, non?

umberellascankill Fri 24-Oct-08 22:53:47

roffle!

my first aibu thread grin

oh, alright then twist my arm, i am an ungrateful sod. hanky panky it is wink

Philistina Fri 24-Oct-08 22:54:14

grin Go and have the bath and when you get out tell him while you were in the bath you discovered you haev what looks suspiciously like vaginal warts (and maybe also piles, to be on th e safe side).

Tinkywinks Fri 24-Oct-08 22:57:20

I think it takes more than fanny warts and piles to put off a horny bloke. Maybe throw in time of the month and severe wind as well.

umberellascankill Fri 24-Oct-08 22:59:51

.....i think he might be on a mission.

i shouldn't be moaning. it will be the fourth time in <whispers> ten months blush. think i've forgotten how!!

differentWitch Fri 24-Oct-08 23:00:16

enjoy the bath and then go to bed and fall asleep.

umberellascankill Fri 24-Oct-08 23:02:33

ug the smeggy sheath thread has popped up at just the wrong moment, that's put me right off grin!

ok.....i'm going in. I bid you goodnight ladies.

<heroic>

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