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to hire a mumsneter, who's sole job will be...........

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2shoesdrippingwithblood Thu 23-Oct-08 17:21:22

when there is a long thread and I post, they will always post after me so that I am not the last person.

DecayingDisaster Thu 23-Oct-08 17:23:08

i'm good at that. i'll do it. salary required will be 23,000 PA.

Geepers Thu 23-Oct-08 17:23:08

maybe when you post and are the last person on that thread, it just means you are right, and no-one else can possibly disagree. That's what I like to think anyway.

stealthsquiggle Thu 23-Oct-08 17:24:49

I'll do it for £5 per anuum less than DecayingDisaster

more Thu 23-Oct-08 17:39:37

If I am the last poster I always take it as me "winning" the debate, getting the final word, proving to ya all that I, and I alone am RIGHT grin

more Thu 23-Oct-08 17:40:50

I would do it for £6 less than DecayingDisaster and I would (try) to always agree with you.

justaboutoccasionallyswears Thu 23-Oct-08 17:41:20

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

joshhollowayspieceofass Thu 23-Oct-08 17:55:21

Ha ha, I'd say that was a perfect example of how to end a thread because you closed the debate!

DecayingDisaster Thu 23-Oct-08 19:40:47

i'd do anything for about £50 really. including making you look good at the end of all your threads.
so beat that.

pingping Thu 23-Oct-08 20:31:57

I do it for ya

pingping Thu 23-Oct-08 20:33:32

Also whenever there is a thread about Mumnet legands or fav mumnetters I post your name hundreds of times

onepieceoflollipop Thu 23-Oct-08 20:34:22

Change your name and if no one else has posted after you type something like "I absolutely agree with the last poster" grin

Liffey Thu 23-Oct-08 20:40:54

And I can work freelance for you. A couple of times a year I'll post "whatever happened to 2shoesdrippingwithblood?, she was lovely".

2shoesdrippingwithblood Thu 23-Oct-08 21:02:02


more Fri 24-Oct-08 08:00:09

See I won't let you be the last one to post wink

FlameThrowersKillZombies Fri 24-Oct-08 08:03:15

Sod it, I'd do it for a fiver <cheap>

more Fri 24-Oct-08 08:08:56

But FlameThrowersKillZombies she was hanging there all night, and the minute I got into work I went to check if she had been the last poster. This clearly shows dedication and gives me an advantage over the rest of you wink.

FlameThrowersKillZombies Fri 24-Oct-08 08:12:02

But but but....... I was out all last night and only just found the thread

From now on I KNOW I have to do a search for her name and finish all her threads

FlameThrowersKillZombies Fri 24-Oct-08 08:15:32

She's covered for yesterday and today wink

more Fri 24-Oct-08 08:38:12

Cheeky. Trying to nick my perfect job angry


FlameThrowersKillZombies Fri 24-Oct-08 18:12:01

<coughs> Easier to do this job if you don't name change!

ewwwmy2shoesarefullofblood Fri 24-Oct-08 19:04:28

just to let you know I changed my namegrin

pitchforksinmywaistband Fri 24-Oct-08 19:05:47

still wont be lastgrin

ewwwmy2shoesarefullofblood Fri 24-Oct-08 22:33:07

smile grin sad wink shock angry envy blush

you have to use these smileys now

Dragonbutter Fri 24-Oct-08 22:36:06

i took it upon myself to rescue you from 2!!! unanswered threads before i even knew about this one.
i think i've proved my worth.

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