in thinking that if i pay £10 for a pair of knickers i shouldn't lose £8 worth up my bottom?

[HRHSaintMamazon]

I never buy expensive undies anymore as A) i cant afford to and B) i have no one to show them to.

but i held an ann summers party recently and withmy commision i bought a lovely set of undies.

well the knickers alone were worth £10.
I wore them today as i just wanted to feel nice (ya know when you just have those days?)

well i have bneen walking round all bloody day digging around my backside like some demented worm ridden dog (anyone dares say what i know some of you are thinking and i shall flounce )

and yet when i wear my lovely boring but comfy 5 pairs for £3 ASDA won brands my but crack is nice and undisturbed.

[BouncingTurtleSkulls]

Sorry but PMSL!!

[southeastastra]

spooky as i posted this earlier

[Mum2OliverJames]

this made me laugh so much

thank you

[Mum2OliverJames]

ooooh i wander if they were the same kind

were yours from ann summers SEA?

[HRHSaintMamazon]

ooh how freaky SEA.

Whats worse is when your walking along the road and you can feel them wriggling their way between your bum cheeks. it kinda tiggles and i end up really mincing along trying to stop them.

guess it entertains the drivers though.

[2shoesdrippingwithblood]

PMSL oh MAMAZON you are a hoot.

[HRHSaintMamazon]

might nickname them FMo3....she gets up my arse too

[ShosheTheGhoshe]

ROFFLE In my minds eye I can see you doing the school run [mince, mince, dig, mince, mince,dig]

[CharCharBaGOOOOOOORE]

This thread title has me pmsl I do find my cheaper knickers are more comfortable though.

[PeaMcLean]

Oi. Just be glad they don't get stuck in your fanjo which is where certain of my knickers get lodged. Now that is uncomfortable!

LOL at "crack is nice and undisturbed"

[2shoesdrippingwithblood]

a thread just for you HRH

[BitOfFun]

there are some in the lingerie shop i work in which cost £90!! They look like they'd just fall off tbh, made of sloppy silk, no knicker elastic, and curiously,no gusset. They just tie together kind of like a complicated baby sling, and I imagine would make you look like a slightly posher version of Tarzan.

[HRHSaintMamazon]

fark me! £90 on knickers? i hope they vibrate

[robbierotten]

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[HRHSaintMamazon]

eeewww. bet your dogs breath smells like shit.

sorry, couldnt resist

[robbierotten]

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[HRHSaintMamazon]

BOAK.

maybe we should get on to pedigree chum, they could do a whole range in poo flavour

[mamalovesmambo]

my dog used to eat my used sanitary towels

[robbierotten]

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[BitOfFun]

I had a dog once that ate my vibrator...

[robbierotten]

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[loobeylou]

HRHSAintMamazon - PMSL at the thought of vibrating knickers!