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in thinking that if i pay £10 for a pair of knickers i shouldn't lose £8 worth up my bottom?

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HRHSaintMamazon Wed 22-Oct-08 21:46:17

I never buy expensive undies anymore as A) i cant afford to and B) i have no one to show them to.

but i held an ann summers party recently and withmy commision i bought a lovely set of undies.

well the knickers alone were worth £10.
I wore them today as i just wanted to feel nice (ya know when you just have those days?)

well i have bneen walking round all bloody day digging around my backside like some demented worm ridden dog (anyone dares say what i know some of you are thinking and i shall flounce wink)

and yet when i wear my lovely boring but comfy 5 pairs for £3 ASDA won brands my but crack is nice and undisturbed.

BouncingTurtleSkulls Wed 22-Oct-08 21:47:05

Sorry but PMSL!!

southeastastra Wed 22-Oct-08 21:49:30

spooky as i posted this earlier grin

Mum2OliverJames Wed 22-Oct-08 21:49:32

this made me laugh so much grin

thank you

Mum2OliverJames Wed 22-Oct-08 21:50:48

ooooh i wander if they were the same kind

were yours from ann summers SEA?

HRHSaintMamazon Wed 22-Oct-08 21:51:16

ooh how freaky SEA.

Whats worse is when your walking along the road and you can feel them wriggling their way between your bum cheeks. it kinda tiggles and i end up really mincing along trying to stop them.

guess it entertains the drivers though.

2shoesdrippingwithblood Wed 22-Oct-08 21:51:20

PMSL oh MAMAZON you are a hoot.

batters Wed 22-Oct-08 21:57:44

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HRHSaintMamazon Wed 22-Oct-08 21:58:40

grin might nickname them FMo3....she gets up my arse too

ShosheTheGhoshe Wed 22-Oct-08 22:00:11

ROFFLE In my minds eye I can see you doing the school run grin [mince, mince, dig, mince, mince,dig]

CharCharBaGOOOOOOORE Wed 22-Oct-08 22:00:39

This thread title has me pmsl grin I do find my cheaper knickers are more comfortable though.

PeaMcLean Wed 22-Oct-08 22:02:03

Oi. Just be glad they don't get stuck in your fanjo which is where certain of my knickers get lodged. Now that is uncomfortable!

LOL at "crack is nice and undisturbed"

2shoesdrippingwithblood Wed 22-Oct-08 22:02:38

a thread just for you HRH

BitOfFun Wed 22-Oct-08 22:06:25

there are some in the lingerie shop i work in which cost £90!! They look like they'd just fall off tbh, made of sloppy silk, no knicker elastic, and curiously,no gusset. They just tie together kind of like a complicated baby sling, and I imagine would make you look like a slightly posher version of Tarzan.

HRHSaintMamazon Wed 22-Oct-08 22:20:41

fark me! £90 on knickers? i hope they vibrate

robbierotten Wed 22-Oct-08 22:32:45

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HRHSaintMamazon Wed 22-Oct-08 22:34:08

eeewww. bet your dogs breath smells like shit.

sorry, couldnt resist

robbierotten Wed 22-Oct-08 22:36:13

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HRHSaintMamazon Wed 22-Oct-08 22:45:50


maybe we should get on to pedigree chum, they could do a whole range in poo flavour

mamalovesmambo Wed 22-Oct-08 22:56:39

my dog used to eat my used sanitary towels shock

robbierotten Wed 22-Oct-08 23:02:53

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BitOfFun Wed 22-Oct-08 23:07:12

I had a dog once that ate my vibrator...

robbierotten Wed 22-Oct-08 23:17:18

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robbierotten Wed 22-Oct-08 23:17:20

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