to think that my dp doesn't love me.........

[reallyfatcow]

as he has expressed his firm and unmoving hatred of the idea of sharing our pfb's placenta for breakfast on our first morning at home from the birthing centre????
i see no wrong in this.....AIBU??????

[notsoseriousanymore]

Really?? I feel the need to say 'jog on' to this one.

[FfreckleFface]

I think he is being utterly unreasonable.

At least this way there will be more for you.

[reallyfatcow]

jog on???? what is this colloquialism intended to mean???

[notsoseriousanymore]

It means I think you are taking the piss

[AnnVan]

Something about this says troll to me. If not all I can say is eeeeewwwww.

[BarbieLovesKen]

lol!

[MadameCastafiore]

Eat it all yourself then you can be a rilly rilly fat cow!

[glaskhamhasoneintheoven]

I joked about it with DH as he loves pate... i'd seen a programme where someone made placenta pate out of it... but seriously... if this isn't a joke then you are very silly to think he doesn't love you just because he doesn't wanna eat something thats come out your fanjo!!

[lulabellarama]

Have you shown him the recipes you intend to use?
I'm sure he'll come round to the idea if you can present a lovely sauce idea?

[Tidgypuds]

Yes you ABU, you should have at least offered to do some baked beans with it.

[reallyfatcow]

I like the sound of that madamecastafoire, although, notsoseriousnaymore, if i were to be extracting the urine surely taking the michael would have been more appropriate???

[lulabellarama]

Will you cook it well or have it rare?

[reallyfatcow]

was thinking more along the lines of mooncup blackpudding but i've been told it may be classed as cannabalism or nigh on impossible to make , would obviously finish off with lasshings of lemon drizzle cake...

[reallyfatcow]

most proabaly rare....to the point of raw, not sure if this is the reason. maybe if i cooked it he would change his mind???

[lulabellarama]

Serve it with chips and ketchup. Men will eat anything served with chips and ketchup.

You got a recipe for mooncup blackpudding?

[reallyfatcow]

well i thought i'd just follow black pudding recipe but swap main ingredients...after all we're quite genetically close to pigs apparently...

[reallyfatcow]

Any more tasty suggestions....

[FfreckleFface]

I'm not squeamish, but mooncup black pudding?

Grossgrossgross!

[mayorquimby]

didn't you say you had 3 kids on the thread about wanting to get shagged up the arse? how long have you stored pfb's placenta for?

mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/631967-why-does-he-not-want-to-i-thought-it-was

[AnnVan]

Have it with fava beans and a nice chianti??