We we're sat having a drink and this friend was telling us about his new girlfriend going into explicit detail about their amazing, spontaneous, non-stop sex life. (She does have a DS but never actually seems to have him) Anyway, he then goes on to say 'It's ok because she had a c-section so she's still the same down there' in front of me who has had 3 DD's naturally!!!!!!!! Everyone then went quiet as they realised what he'd just said I ended up feeling a right prat, as if sex with me must be crap coz I must be stretched beyond all recognition!!
eeewww... not the most tasteful conversation for him to instigate over the aperitifs, is it? And how very respectful of his new girlf's privacy - I wonder if she'd like to know that the state of her fanjo was common knowledge?
christ fanjo's are elastic not plastic and that means that they stretch to accomodate and then return to normal. This is only likely to bother him if his penis is so small that he has issues with normal sized adult fanjos I'd suggest padding his penis by wrapping cotton wool around the shaft and then pulling a condom over it. This way an actual woman will know it's in and he will come close to feeling like a real man