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To call the police on my nanny.

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MothertoJandM Sat 11-Oct-08 19:31:20

She has only recently started with us and seemed lovely, the kids adore her but I am seriously concerned about how she is looking after them.
The last straw was today when I came home from a busy days campaigning to find the hosue filled with strange men dancing around and the kids were filthy.
Previously she has taken them horseracingshock and ds says she let them ride on a horse with no helmet or anything.
DH asked her to explain herself and she refused.

He did ask her to leave yesterday but she is so manipulative that she convinced himto take the children into work with him, he has a very important job in the city. Well, she had convinced the children to give all their money to street beggars and they were so badly behaved in his workplace that he has been called in for a meeting tonight to "discuss" it.

I am at my wits end and obviosuly we will have to sack her but should the police be warned about how she looks after the children in her care?

KerryMumchingOnEyeballs Sat 11-Oct-08 19:32:34

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katz Sat 11-Oct-08 19:33:02

just this out.

i think i'd just wait for the wind to change.

NotQuiteCockney Sat 11-Oct-08 19:33:42

I think they placed an advert in the paper, iirc. Or something ...

lavenderbongo Sat 11-Oct-08 19:34:10

Mary Poppins is a fab nanny and my kids love her.

kormAaaarrrggghhhchameleon Sat 11-Oct-08 19:34:45

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nickytwoooohtimes Sat 11-Oct-08 19:34:45

Right, what have I missed?

FiveGoMadInDorset Sat 11-Oct-08 19:35:21


Tinkerisdead Sat 11-Oct-08 19:35:28

she sounds practically perfect?

nickytwoooohtimes Sat 11-Oct-08 19:36:24

AH, rriiiggghhhttt!
Get it now.

MerkinFitter Sat 11-Oct-08 19:36:38

she'll be off on her brolly soon enough, then you can all go out & fly kites, all your worries will be gone!

orangehead Sat 11-Oct-08 19:36:40

Not sure if you should wait it out, next thing they will be going to a strange man house who cant stop laughing

ShinyPinkShoes Sat 11-Oct-08 19:36:59

Oh for goodness sakes......

GO FLY A KITE you lot!!!!

nooOOOoonki Sat 11-Oct-08 19:37:21

she sounds like ours....check under the beds, bet it is a right mess grin

Lilymaid Sat 11-Oct-08 19:37:27

Were these gentlemen chimney sweeps or pearly kings by any chance? Sack her I say or there may be a run on the bank.

JacobsPrincessOfDarkness Sat 11-Oct-08 19:38:59

It's the dancing penguins you have to watch out for...

MothertoJandM Sat 11-Oct-08 19:39:00

Oh no, DH has just spoken to DS as he says she has been giving them of some sort of medicine (they aren't even ill fgs) out of her bottle, and she said it had rum in itsad my poor children.
DS must have been drunk as he says they were playing on the rooftop, I just hope he was imagining it.

WouldYouCouldYouWithAGoat Sat 11-Oct-08 19:39:22

does she advocate spooning sugar into their mouths when ill? whore!

MothertoJandM Sat 11-Oct-08 19:40:38

Oh orangehead, have you hired her too? They said they had gone to her 'Uncle's' for tea and they were flying....maybe she had given them rum thensad.

slayerette Sat 11-Oct-08 19:41:57

You really need to look out for her boyfriend. Apparently he's masquerading as a Cockney but the accent is woeful at times...

Heated Sat 11-Oct-08 19:43:29

Chim, chim, chirree

MothertoJandM Sat 11-Oct-08 19:43:49

Oh I have met her boyfriend, he's some sort of tramp I mean he's disgustingly filthy, and he's so skinny, DH and I think he might be a <whispers> drug addict or something.

darkpunk Sat 11-Oct-08 19:43:59

think she sounds great...all she has to do is click her fingers and everythings fine...what's the problem?

Piffle Sat 11-Oct-08 19:46:08

chim chim chiroo

Twelvelegs Sat 11-Oct-08 19:50:10

Chuck her tuppence and tell her to 'go fly a kite'! grin

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