To sell my children on Ebay

[MrsMertle]

Because i really have had enough today.

Might do two for the price of one

[misdee]

lol.

someone did this recently as a joke and got arrested.

[Kevlarhead]

Can I imprison them within a giant hamster wheel and use them to generate electricity?

Hmmmmm...

[8oreighty]

where is that circus when you need it? How much are they paying these days anyway?

[McDreamy]

Would that be a buy it now or an auction?

[Portofino]

Are they cute? I'd quite like another one but can't be doing with the pregnancy/childbirth bit.....

[PoppyFox]

Careful!! Diddn't some Dutch couple get into trouble for that! Obviously they meant it as a joke... The police didn't get the joke. I don't know what the highest bid was

[MrsMertle]

was only joking!

Hope no police type people are reading!

[Boysboysboys]

I've tried, you don't get much money

[PoppyFox]

If they put their toys away and eat mushrooms I'll give you a tenner for the pair.

[feeble]

Dont worry, we have all had days like that... I have been known to threaten it to my to.

Not much different to my parents 'phoning' the swap shop for a nice child when I was young!

[MrsMertle]

the eldest is 9 so is quite good at general household chores

[BashfulSleepyHappy]

Let me know what you get for them. I've considered putting mine on there but not sure if what I'd get for them would be worth it.

[alicet]

pmsl!

Dh has talked about doing this (In jest obviously!!! )

Does anyone have a link to the listing where that cule listed their dc and the police got involved?

[alicet]

couple NOT cule!

[bythepowerofgreyskull]

here german couple

[elmoandella]

i fantasis about gaffa taping mine to chairs

[ethanchristopher]

you MNers are awful!!!

how do we know MrsMertle isnt being serious and is going to sell them and your encouraging her

your not german are you mrsmertle?

[funnypeculiar]

DS was called ebaby regularly at 3am midst another marathon feeding session....

[MrsMertle]

guttentarg ethanchristopher!

They're asleep now so are looking their cutest, might delay the ebay auction til another day

[Ronaldinhio]

I'd rather be involved in a Saturday Swap Shop situation...swap one 18mth old DD for a cuppa on a Saturday morning?
Any takers?

[DuffyMoon]

would you swap an 18 month old for a stroppy 13 year old dd AND a cuppa

[Themasterandmargaritas]

I will swap the 13 year old for a single minded and pedantic 7 year old dd and a naughty naughty naughty 4 year old boy. She will have to be good with toddlers though. If you are lucky I will threw in some Kenyan sunshine.

[squilly]

YABVU. It's against Ebay policies. I'd feel the urge to grass you up, I'm afraid!

Mind you, if you want to go 'off Ebay', I always fancied having a big family, but my womb wasn't very co-operative. I'll give you a tenner for em

I've got plenty of room and I'm sure my 7 year old would be bemused by it all!