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AIBU?

to expect my DH NOT to look so farking gorgeous this morning ...

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Winebeforepearls · 27/09/2008 15:54

Him: swanning in at 9am (off sleeper) in his clapped-out old convertible still in black tie (boys night out) with just the right amount of stubble ...

Me: in butcher's apron, rubber gloves covered in what may be blood (actually beetroot), clasping small child who has just filled nappy

I just felt put out and under-dressed (or over - whatever)

Where was our weekend nanny so we could go upstairs to shag? I ask you.

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BitOfFun · 27/09/2008 15:55

Lololol - I love moments like this - but don't they always hit you when you look like crap

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BitOfFun · 27/09/2008 15:57

Oh, and YANBU - how very dare he when you are in no position to undo his dickie -bow!

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/09/2008 15:57

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cornsilk · 27/09/2008 15:58

agreed cod - 'tis a tad boastful...

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/09/2008 15:59

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cornsilk · 27/09/2008 16:00

Can we have a pic please wBP.

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Megglevache · 27/09/2008 16:00

Cod you were talking about yer juicy oven ready fanjo a few weeks ago, give the girl a break TMI my arse.

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/09/2008 16:01

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cornsilk · 27/09/2008 16:01

can you buy those from tesco then?

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/09/2008 16:01

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Megglevache · 27/09/2008 16:06

It was you, thread about white trousers and wet fannies.

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cornsilk · 27/09/2008 16:09

snigger

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MadamAnt · 27/09/2008 16:10

eurgh

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MadamAnt · 27/09/2008 16:11

That was directed at Cod's soggy camel toe, not the OPs husband btw.

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Winebeforepearls · 27/09/2008 17:10

TMI????? What is this, Lady.com?

Anyway, sorry no pic, but see George Clooney? See my DH.

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/09/2008 17:11

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noddyholder · 27/09/2008 17:17

oh this is the sort of thread that MN needs atm

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cornsilk · 27/09/2008 17:19

all talk and no pics eh, WBF? In that case my dh is Keanu's doppelganger.

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Winebeforepearls · 27/09/2008 17:19

Oh Cod, go boil yr heed.

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Guadalupe · 27/09/2008 17:21

We need a close up of the car, I can't see his face. Nice bay window though.

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noddyholder · 27/09/2008 17:21

see george roper see my dp

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piratecat · 27/09/2008 17:22

pmsl @ George Roper

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moondog · 27/09/2008 17:23

I think it's refreshing to hear an MNer letching over her dh instead of slagging him off. That is the usual on here.

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Winebeforepearls · 27/09/2008 17:29

pic too small - no good to back up my boasting

but would I lie? The fact he looks more like Steptoe now he's done a day looking after dds is beside the point.

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NotCod · 27/09/2008 17:43
Grin
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