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to expect my DH NOT to look so farking gorgeous this morning ...

(26 Posts)
Winebeforepearls Sat 27-Sep-08 15:54:04

Him: swanning in at 9am (off sleeper) in his clapped-out old convertible still in black tie (boys night out) with just the right amount of stubble ...

Me: in butcher's apron, rubber gloves covered in what may be blood (actually beetroot), clasping small child who has just filled nappy

I just felt put out and under-dressed (or over - whatever)

Where was our weekend nanny so we could go upstairs to shag? I ask you.

BitOfFun Sat 27-Sep-08 15:55:43

Lololol - I love moments like this - but don't they always hit you when you look like crap smile

BitOfFun Sat 27-Sep-08 15:57:01

Oh, and YANBU - how very dare he when you are in no position to undo his dickie -bow!

FluffyMummy123 Sat 27-Sep-08 15:57:36

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cornsilk Sat 27-Sep-08 15:58:53

agreed cod - 'tis a tad boastful...

FluffyMummy123 Sat 27-Sep-08 15:59:33

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cornsilk Sat 27-Sep-08 16:00:36

Can we have a pic please wBP.

Megglevache Sat 27-Sep-08 16:00:55

Cod you were talking about yer juicy oven ready fanjo a few weeks ago, give the girl a break TMI my arse.

grin

FluffyMummy123 Sat 27-Sep-08 16:01:25

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cornsilk Sat 27-Sep-08 16:01:38

can you buy those from tesco then?

FluffyMummy123 Sat 27-Sep-08 16:01:41

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Megglevache Sat 27-Sep-08 16:06:56

It was you, thread about white trousers and wet fannies.

cornsilk Sat 27-Sep-08 16:09:37

snigger

MadamAnt Sat 27-Sep-08 16:10:05

eurgh

MadamAnt Sat 27-Sep-08 16:11:23

That was directed at Cod's soggy camel toe, not the OPs husband btw.

Winebeforepearls Sat 27-Sep-08 17:10:26

TMI????? What is this, Lady.com?

Anyway, sorry no pic, but see George Clooney? See my DH. wink

FluffyMummy123 Sat 27-Sep-08 17:11:28

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noddyholder Sat 27-Sep-08 17:17:04

oh this is the sort of thread that MN needs atm grin

cornsilk Sat 27-Sep-08 17:19:22

all talk and no pics eh, WBF? In that case my dh is Keanu's doppelganger.

Winebeforepearls Sat 27-Sep-08 17:19:25

Oh Cod, go boil yr heed.

Guadalupe Sat 27-Sep-08 17:21:10

We need a close up of the car, I can't see his face. Nice bay window though.

noddyholder Sat 27-Sep-08 17:21:53

see george roper see my dp

piratecat Sat 27-Sep-08 17:22:50

pmsl @ George Roper

moondog Sat 27-Sep-08 17:23:34

grin

I think it's refreshing to hear an MNer letching over her dh instead of slagging him off. That is the usual on here.

Winebeforepearls Sat 27-Sep-08 17:29:03

pic too small - no good to back up my boasting angry

but would I lie? The fact he looks more like Steptoe now he's done a day looking after dds is beside the point.

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