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to want ti stick pins in the eyes of the couple in the hotel room next to us last night?

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For keeping me and DH awake with session upon session of noisy, unabondoned sex... she sounded like a porn star on heat grin

(and yes I am jealous, I'm 37 weeks pregnant and being wild and unabandoned is nigh on impossible sad )

nickytwotimes Tue 23-Sep-08 12:02:21


It's very weird listening to someone else's sex noise hmm

It's very weird listening to someone else's sex noise hmm

2beornot2be Tue 23-Sep-08 12:29:05


mumof2222222222222222boys Tue 23-Sep-08 12:34:05

Poor you. But at least it was hopefully a one off and not some extremely passionate neighbours that you can't get away from! I had that problem for a while, but while he was clearly quite good at what he was doing, strangely the ladies in question didn't seem to hang around!!

Iklboo Tue 23-Sep-08 12:34:54

Find out where they live, move in next door and give birth with no painkillers at 3am!

compo Tue 23-Sep-08 12:35:45


compo Tue 23-Sep-08 12:35:46


PinkChick Tue 23-Sep-08 12:36:51

id have complained to hotel and got them to go tell em offgrin..cos im a miserable old cow like that grinwink..nah only cos we'd have dd with us!smile

Nbg Tue 23-Sep-08 12:37:04

She was probably faking it and thinking, "I wish he'd hurry the fuck up".

CountessDracula Tue 23-Sep-08 12:37:14

We had this once in a hotel in Lymington
When we went to breakfast the next morning the only other guests were two girls grin

LilRedWG Tue 23-Sep-08 12:37:39

LOL - I've been in a similar position. I was abroad on business and stuck in a hotel with 'flu on Valentine's Day whilst the people next door were eagerly celebrating the day. If I'd had the energy I would have banged on the wall or called reception to complain, so miserable did I feel.

In hindsight it is funny, but at the time it was awful - I felt crap, missed DH and wanted to go to sleep, but they kept me awake.

WideWebWitch Tue 23-Sep-08 12:37:59

You ARE being unreasonable. That's why couples like us go to hotels, to have loud sex without waking the children.

But sympathy, can't have been much fun to listen to it if you couldn't sleep.

could you go to a hotel with thicker walls next time?

LilRedWG Tue 23-Sep-08 12:38:58

Was it you WWW?

VinegarTits Tue 23-Sep-08 12:40:54

I would have ordered room service, to their room, that might have kept em quiet for a while

WideWebWitch Tue 23-Sep-08 12:42:16

In my dreams!
I was at home in my own bed, asleep, at 10pm last night

Would FAR rather have been in nice hotel with dh!

I used to have a neighbour that would masturbate noisly in the wee small hours to various cr*p porn films... now that was grim... he was pretty grim and seedy too.

Could never bring myself to shake his hands...

Funnily enough Iklboo I am booked in for a homebirth grin

On a side note when I checked out at lunchtime I bumped into the said couple and she was extremely demure looking, felt like giving her a standing ovation for her efforts grin wink

MrsGuyOfGisbourne Tue 23-Sep-08 19:23:39

CD - LOL!!!!!

JuneBugJen Tue 23-Sep-08 19:26:22

Sorry, I think that was us. I am very demure looking and Reginald (my husband and also an alderman of the city) gave me an extremely satisfying hot beef injection in just that very hotel last night.

I would have appreciated a standing ovation, however Reginalds standing ovation last night left me unable to walk without chafing.


JuneBugJen Tue 23-Sep-08 20:10:06

Please, call me Doris.

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