to kiss a chicken and not for my dh to think im cheating??

[lisad123]

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[lisad123]

honestly, i mean surely its not cheating?

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[ScottishMummy]

weeeeeelll as long as nae tongues or saliva exchanged. i suppose it's ok

[lisad123]

but i was just trying to make it like me

[JonahTakalua]

you snog that bird as much as you need to.
i am assuming it is not frozen?

[giraffescantdancethetango]

how long have you been having unnatural feelings about your feathered friends?

[lisad123]

It only ever seems to surface once i have drank a bottle of wine, 2 redbulls and a bottle of washingup liquid (has to be asda own)

I wonder why?