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to expect my dh to wait a while before wanting bumsex

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FanjolinaJolly Fri 15-Aug-08 22:55:38

I have recently given birth to twins.My dh is gorgeous in most respects but is pressurising me about having liasons sexual up the derriere.I am quiter frasnkly,m'dears too tired what with my hectic lifestyle and meedja attention-AIBU??

expatinscotland Fri 15-Aug-08 22:56:37

wot, he doesn't mind the piles?

kormachameleon Fri 15-Aug-08 22:57:35

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

olympicsnotfederer Fri 15-Aug-08 22:57:44

grin

CaptainFabioHiltsTheCoolerCat Fri 15-Aug-08 22:59:42

Send him back to where you found him.

<waves Team Aniston banner>

ilovemydog Fri 15-Aug-08 23:00:42

hmm

Mamazon Fri 15-Aug-08 23:01:18

if i were married to Brad pitt he could shag me i8n the ear for all i cared!

FanjolinaJolly Fri 15-Aug-08 23:02:01

huh! I think you are being a leetle unfair,Fabio (Whiny pout emoticon)

Its not EASY being a world famous sex godess icon,y'know angry

solo Fri 15-Aug-08 23:02:14

Tell him arseholes! grin

FanjolinaJolly Fri 15-Aug-08 23:02:58

(PMSL at hmm from Ilovemydog!!)

CaptainFabioHiltsTheCoolerCat Fri 15-Aug-08 23:05:29

Does your dp have any upcoming work? Are you worried he might get too friendly with his co-starworker?

<dons TA t-shirt, baseball cap and socks>

Ashantai Fri 15-Aug-08 23:07:26

Have to admit that i've never really enjoyed bumsex much anyway, but after recently giving birth to twins???shock. As solo said "ARSEHOLES" grin

TheNinkynork Fri 15-Aug-08 23:12:13

What are you drinking, FanjolinaJolly?

<<want>> envy

solo Fri 15-Aug-08 23:22:41

solo's having trouble in the arsehole department, so it's a leetle beet sensiteeve a conversation ight now grin

solo Fri 15-Aug-08 23:23:21

***Right now hmm

FanjolinaJolly Fri 15-Aug-08 23:24:59

A very nice Chilean Merlot,Ninky

Sorry about your arse problem,solo shock and sympathy.

olympicsnotfederer Fri 15-Aug-08 23:25:30

duhhh

I just got it blush

Mamazon Fri 15-Aug-08 23:25:40

teh arse or the subject is sensetive?

solo Fri 15-Aug-08 23:46:41

the subject of arseholes Mamazon...threadworm UGH!!! Have taken pill though grin so arsehole should be fine soon.hmm
Thanks for sympathy Fanjolina. wink

Cryptoprocta Sat 16-Aug-08 13:29:33

I gave birth 3.5 weeks ago. Quote from DH: "But you didn't have stitches in your mouth" hmm

Bumdiddley Sat 16-Aug-08 13:32:34

May a recommend bagpiping as a substitute?

AbbaFan Sat 16-Aug-08 13:33:15

I gave birth 4 years ago and there's no way anything is coming at me from behind.....EVER!

olympicsnotfederer Sat 16-Aug-08 13:33:32

bagpiping ?

SoupDragon Sat 16-Aug-08 13:34:20

You had a CS so your arse should be in a pristine condition.

CaptainFabioHiltsTheCoolerCat Sat 16-Aug-08 13:35:47

I have just googled bagpiping
roffle roffle roffle

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