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To want to kill my dh for noisly eating my bag of Minstrels in my ear hole, trying to provoke some sort of reaction?

(17 Posts)
AllieBongo Sun 10-Aug-08 19:15:14

would anyone like to suggest a suitable yet subtle punishment?

minstrel up the noses seems fair.

Hecate Sun 10-Aug-08 19:16:39

confiscate his minstrels?
Give them here, I'll look after them...

nostrils or nose. Not noses blush

FabioFridgeFluffFrenzy Sun 10-Aug-08 19:17:01

kick him in the manjo

paolosgirl Sun 10-Aug-08 19:17:55

Grab the bag from him and tip them all into your mouth quickly grin

AllieBongo Sun 10-Aug-08 19:19:01

they are my minstrels. i could propbably fit one up his big hairy nostril, but then I couldn't eat it. If I wasn't pregnant I'd go and drink all his beer out of his poncey little fridge in the garage.

Hecate Sun 10-Aug-08 19:19:26

ooh, oh I've got an even better one.

Turn to him and tell him you need to discuss your relationship. That always kills em! grin

If you want to make him really squirm, say you think you need to define the relationship. I don't know what that means and neither will he, but the sentence alone will make his balls disappear right up into his stomach! grin

derelicte Sun 10-Aug-08 19:19:51

Do the same to him...with his dismembered penis.

<<disproportionate reaction? moi?>>

posieflump Sun 10-Aug-08 19:20:00

tip all his beer down the drain!

or demand he goes out now to replinish your chocolate supply

posieflump Sun 10-Aug-08 19:20:42

or in the spirit of Hecate's post tell him you have been told you are expecting triplets grin

fuzzywuzzy Sun 10-Aug-08 19:20:50

hide the beer from his poncey little fridge in the garage??? Or give the beer away to your neighbours, tell them your dh is going on a detox and it would halep if they drank the beer from the poncey little fridge in the garage...

AllieBongo Sun 10-Aug-08 19:21:12

i'm loving this. he doesn't know that I have started this thread even though the stupid shite is standing right behind me. He has just asked if I will be on here all night. I have declined to respond

Hecate Sun 10-Aug-08 19:22:23

They are YOUR Minstrels? shock
The bastard!! angry

Right. Go to his beer, get a sharp knife or small screwdriver. Make a hole in the side of each can, near the top, drain out the liquid. Replace it with water up to the hole. Stick it back in the fridge.

giraffescantdancethetango Sun 10-Aug-08 19:23:02

tell him a lack of chocolate can be dangerous to pregnant women and tell him your now feeling faint

AllieBongo Sun 10-Aug-08 19:25:22

lol at Hecate. after an SAS precision attack I have secured the Minstrels. I may go let they tires on his bike down in a bit

FabioFridgeFluffFrenzy Sun 10-Aug-08 19:26:13

Unplug the beer fridge.
Fill it with gorgonzola.
Order a pizza and frisbee the emply box at him when he's asleep.
You can shove the pixie table somewhere unpleasant when he's nodded off again.

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