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ThatBigGermanPrison Mon 28-Jul-08 20:48:09

I have had a hard, hot few days.

It's funny - whenever I pour beer, I always choose a glass with a hole in the bottom. It just trickles out while I'm not looking.

I've got three more cans in the fridge - Tesco's own, surprisingly nice!

Blandmum Mon 28-Jul-08 20:49:35

No, I've just popped a can in the freezer to chill it quickly! So, I'll be joining you shortly

Whizzz Mon 28-Jul-08 20:49:53

No you are not - actually I might join you grin

Blandmum Mon 28-Jul-08 20:50:19

and sheesh, I've just worked out who you are!

Duuurrr moment from me!

TBGP, I too am drinking tescos own, all lager tastes the same when you put loads of lime in itgrin

Blandmum Mon 28-Jul-08 20:51:00

I've been mentally calling you Big German Person while reading your threads. Double Duuurrrr

ThatBigGermanPrison Mon 28-Jul-08 20:51:03

He he he

You would be surprised how many people still haven't 'got' it.

I thought your name was ThatbiggermanPERSON toogrin

Blandmum Mon 28-Jul-08 20:53:28

what are you going to change your name to next, freezing knockers? (think about it! grin)

expatinscotland Mon 28-Jul-08 20:53:54

Have one for me!

I went to Tesco today to get some photos printed off our digital camera, and gazed lovingly at all the yummy white wines on offer - thought about how tasty they'd be this time of year.

Am too pregnant and DH doesn't like wine much so it would just go to waste as I can't drink more than a glass or two.

MamaG Mon 28-Jul-08 20:54:30

I'd love a beer envy

Blandmum Mon 28-Jul-08 20:55:36

and sorry, pregnant peeps, but I'm going to have some blue cheese with it as well!

gigglewitch Mon 28-Jul-08 20:56:01

d'ya know what real frustration is? ....DH cleverly hmm put some lager to chill in the freezer compartment for a few minutes. But then he forgot shock (I don't believe it either). Anyway, by the time we got them out they were solid. That was last night, so thought well ok they should just be nicely chilled by now. Nahh!!! We have Lager slush GGGGGGrrrrrrrrr
(actually it is quite nice. Not telling Him that thoughgrin)

Ambi Mon 28-Jul-08 20:57:09

I've just had some cider (sounds like a wino) but was soooo nice after the heat of today.

I keep reading your name as That bigger man prison, like a jail for giants! It took me ages to click what it's supposed to be.

expatinscotland Mon 28-Jul-08 20:57:10

I'd like a huge glass of fume blanc, a Hogue fume blanc.

With some pitta and cucumber yoghurt dip and falafels.

Then another huge glass of fume blanc.

Nice and cold, from my metal wine bucket.

Then I'd sit on the porch here and drink it.

Oh, bliss!

expatinscotland Mon 28-Jul-08 20:58:04

Oh, and for nothing but the sound of Miles Davis and the sea loch surrounding me.

expatinscotland Mon 28-Jul-08 20:58:28

I'd be barefoot with nicely painted toenails and thin again, too.

Ambi Mon 28-Jul-08 20:58:54

Sorry preggers peeps too, I had this last year, gasping for some alcy on those 2 days of sunshine we had. So I'm making the most of it now.

MamaG Mon 28-Jul-08 21:03:43

I'd be thin, with pert boobs and my old thin legs

Hair would be longer, blonder and nit free (oh yes, nit free)

I'd be drinking a VAT of icy cold lager on a beach

Instead I'm sat at my computer, 6 months pg with a green tea hmm and nits

expatinscotland Mon 28-Jul-08 21:06:04

I'd have white wine sent to me by the fucking case in summer, and invite everyone over to share it.

We'd all sit on the porch or in the living room, eating canapes and listening to jazz.

MamaG Mon 28-Jul-08 21:06:27

...with Luca from ER

MamaG Mon 28-Jul-08 21:06:46

..and Yogi from Miami Ink

expatinscotland Mon 28-Jul-08 21:09:11

And Joaquin Phoenix would say to me, 'Damn, you'd never know you'd given birth to three children from looking at you.'

MamaG Mon 28-Jul-08 21:11:24


I'd also have really nice nails and a flat, tanned stomach

Sidge Mon 28-Jul-08 21:17:09

I've just had a Becks Green - DH calls them my girly beers as they are low alcohol and have a bit of lemon or lime or something in them.

But they are lush!

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