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to think that the abbreviations dd, ds and dh are totally unrealistic????

(27 Posts)
reallyfatcow Mon 28-Jul-08 18:36:49

can we please change it or at least add....sb (screaming brat/s) and fls, (fat lazy shit!!!)as i can't bring myself to use that sickly bollocks????

Whizzz Mon 28-Jul-08 18:37:52

You mean SB?

fryalot Mon 28-Jul-08 18:38:45

how about this one...

FO

reallyfatcow Mon 28-Jul-08 18:39:52

how about this one???
TWAT!

cocolepew Mon 28-Jul-08 18:41:38

that's not an abbreviation

reallyfatcow Mon 28-Jul-08 18:43:46

i know CLP but i couldn't be arseed to explain the really clever ones i thought of as obviously FO was as much as they could muster hehe

FAQ Mon 28-Jul-08 18:45:33

but "D" can be damned, dippy, etc too wink

fryalot Mon 28-Jul-08 18:45:55

I wasn't trying to be clever.

I didn't think you'd understand it if I did.

I was just telling you to fuck off

TinkerBellesMum Mon 28-Jul-08 18:46:41

I started calling my ex "DH" after we split up, but I wasn't thinking of the conventional meaning grin

cocolepew Mon 28-Jul-08 18:46:41

'They' being Squonk, are you triplets Squonk?

reallyfatcow Mon 28-Jul-08 18:47:20

i know but it'as all part of the fun...please don't try and convince me your house is full of darlings...unless your last name is walton

fryalot Mon 28-Jul-08 18:49:22

<<<looks at self>>>

I'm as big as three, coco... but no, tis only me.

SquonkWalton Mon 28-Jul-08 18:50:11

and my house is full of darlings

Niecie Mon 28-Jul-08 18:55:04

Having seen the size of my shopping bill every week, and every other bill come to that, I think 'dear' is completely appropriate.

Darlingcocolepew Mon 28-Jul-08 18:55:04

Have to admit I'm a tad disappointed,triplets would be cool.

juneybean Mon 28-Jul-08 18:56:00

Ooer I thought FO was fucking offspring haha!

Dior Mon 28-Jul-08 18:57:00

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reallyfatcow Mon 28-Jul-08 19:07:08

oh, darling squonkwalton i do apologise, i didn't realise you were truly sugar coated, as it goes i'll stick to fls when describing the sperm donor i was db enough to let inseminate me, and as long as the school holidays continue to rinse my bank balance sb maybe even dc too.

Bumdiddley Mon 28-Jul-08 19:09:19

I always thought lo stood for little 'orror...

Darlingcocolepew Mon 28-Jul-08 19:10:26

Just put'h' or 'c' or, you might want to sit down for this, type the full word. I know, shocking.

BouncingTurtle Mon 28-Jul-08 19:15:03

Just because you have a seriously dysfunctional family, doesn't we all have.
And our family members can still be dear or darling even when being PITAs.

BouncingTurtle Mon 28-Jul-08 19:15:22

doesn't mean we

reallyfatcow Mon 28-Jul-08 19:31:49

my family is fully functional now the fls has been put out of teh equation but the only time i'd ever consider calling my kids anything even remotely as sickly as d is when they are asleep. nothing to do with functionality just realism and i'd detest it if my significant other called me darling.....in fact i think i would puke straight in hes face

reallyfatcow Mon 28-Jul-08 19:32:06

ooops...his face

hughjarssss Mon 28-Jul-08 19:35:12

You're a right charmer

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