I decided to go sunbathe. shocking really as I am so freckly I normally avoid the sun, but I felt like trying (yet again) to get some type of colour seeing as I have actually become daring and bought myself a dress.
DH came out to join me and first of all sat next to me to have a chat.
cue him covering his eyes and squealing like a stuck pig over the glow.
"what glow" says me, all innocent.
"the glow of you" says he, all evil cackle like.
I am now sat inside sulking........I KNOW I am white, but I was there thinking I had quite nice creamy white skin (and since I have lst weight my belly is looking rather fab or so I thought (rather vainly).
I do not like being likened to a glow worm and it being insinuated that people could lie near me and not need a torch at night......
I look like a bottle of milk I am so pale, DH1 being a buildre always has a tan BUT I have the answer...my new DP is ginger and next to him I look possitavly brown.... kick out DH and get a ginger Or put a sun lame in your box!!
DH is a builder, he is deeply tanned (he also has the skin tone anyway as we have the proof in three of our children), but when he forgets to shave his stubble is ginger and so his nickname is ginge!!!!
I have ginger skin-tone tho, thanks to my dad who is very ginger (as are my brothers)......and the worst thing, they all tan<<sob>>... I with the brunette hair (well, now dyed blond), go a paler shade of white (or red if I forget the sunspray)