I let DD have these, she is allowed a Friday treat and often chooses one, they have sweets, a toy and aren't dear really. But, the damn things are evil. DD plays nicely with them, puts them away nicely, I double check but still I always stand on them with bare feet! I never stand on them with shoes on which is how I know they are alive and evil, they are clearly placing their cretinous selves right under my feet. I looked at one earlier and I could see the evil.
Would it be unreasonable if I told DD they had caught a nasty disease that would turn her green if I didn't bin them instantly?