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Good afternoon, you are throught to Up It's Own Bum Comapany Ltd Plc Inc Jacksis and A.Holes, you're speaking to Falangi Pigsbottom, it's currently 23 degrees, 3.57pm on a Tuesday and aI had eggs for breakfast, my husnand is shagging Brown Owl and I have piles, how can I help you today?????????????

(7 Posts)
Thomcat Sun 20-Jul-08 21:07:06

Give me "Yea, hello, what" any day

beansprout Sun 20-Jul-08 21:07:34


cheesesarnie Sun 20-Jul-08 21:07:58


WideWebWitch Sun 20-Jul-08 21:08:22

lol, who did you ring then? (pardon the pun)

BetteNoire Sun 20-Jul-08 21:09:47

Try phoning Game.

They give you their special offer, inside leg measurement, favourite flavour of blancmange, and the exact time of their last bowel movement - with a link to a photo on their website.

You lose the will to live before you get chance to speak.

theSuburbanDryad Sun 20-Jul-08 21:15:36

Is it like the vocal equivalent of tickers?!

ProfessorGrammaticus Sun 20-Jul-08 21:18:18

And I bet you only wanted to book a gym class, didn't you? grin

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