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Poxy bollocking bastard arsewipe shitehawk fuckers that are o2

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EyeballsintheSky Mon 07-Jul-08 14:44:06

That's it really. Anyone want to agree?

I am now going to calm myself by taking dd to the docs about her rash.

Thank you and goodbye.

fryalot Mon 07-Jul-08 14:44:44

you missed out

"cunting"

deanychip Mon 07-Jul-08 14:45:03

ooooh.
have they annoyed you a tad?

EyeballsintheSky Mon 07-Jul-08 14:46:29

Well spotted squonk. Should read

Poxy bollocking bastard arsewipe shitehawk cunting fuckers that are o2

Feeling better already...

flubdub Mon 07-Jul-08 15:00:32

they are robbing fuckers!!
we are 'anti - o2' in this house!!

wotulookinat Mon 07-Jul-08 15:03:52

I have always found them ok. Sorry, I'll go now...

bramblebooks Mon 07-Jul-08 15:06:32

oooh dear. I have been coveting the new iphone. Please warn me before I commit to anything!

FAQ Mon 07-Jul-08 15:07:49

<<<<<has just switched from Vodfaone PAYG to O2 contract.....and loves her swanky new Nokia blush>>>>>>>>

TennantbellesMum Mon 07-Jul-08 15:12:43

I've been with O2 for about 5 years, my whole family is, all each others friends for cheap calls. I've had cold calls about mobiles and said I've got an O2 online and they appologise for wasting my time!

What have they done?

fiodyl Mon 07-Jul-08 15:20:28

Ive had a PAYG mobile with o2 for over 4 years and they have always seemed ok, I get free texts everytime I top-up.

Athough when I enquired about upgrding my mobile a few months ago they said they would give me a grand total of £2 towards a new one, because Im a low user!

shelleylou Mon 07-Jul-08 15:24:17

only £2 fiodyl??
Counts herself lucky as she got £20 of her upgrade

amazonianadventure Mon 07-Jul-08 15:29:26

thats the down side of being payg, theyre not interested as they dont get money out of us!!

TennantbellesMum Mon 07-Jul-08 16:10:56

I pay more than a contract customer would, although it came down with the introduction of the ten friends thing.

Ambi Mon 07-Jul-08 16:15:07

hate the constant texts from them, but they do make me appear popular. BIL works for em, so the whole family is on O2.

Jackstini Mon 07-Jul-08 16:18:19

Come on Eyeballs - what did they do...?

Callisto Mon 07-Jul-08 16:19:01

You missed 'wanking' too, otherwise excellent and admirable swearing.

EyeballsintheSky Mon 07-Jul-08 16:20:08

Did someone mention the poxy bollocking bastard arsewipe shitehawk cunting fucker iPhone?

The quick witted amongst you may start to see a link between the two sources of my displeasure...

Let me just throw in;
online order attempts (many many)
on their website 8am - 2.30pm today constantly
website down
out of stock
whole system explodes

NO BASTARD IPHONES LEFT.

Did I mention they were fuckers?

EyeballsintheSky Mon 07-Jul-08 16:21:04

Sorry Callisto

poxy bollocking bastard arsewipe shitehawk cunting wankinng fuckers

Callisto Mon 07-Jul-08 16:25:02

Ahh, 10/10 for that. grin

(I have such an appreciation for gratuitous swearing since having DD)

Callisto Mon 07-Jul-08 16:27:38

Tosser and nob head are also used regularly by me (under my breath in front of DD, of course) not to mention that useful for every occasion word 'twat'.

EyeballsintheSky Mon 07-Jul-08 16:35:38

Callisto, I bow to your superior knowledge in the world of swearwords. I am merely an amateur but willing to learn!

I rather prefer tosspot actually. More of a mental image I find...

BTW, every time I see your name I think of a rather splendid biscuit bar that I can only get in Ireland. Chocolate, digestive and a rather lovely melty musesli layer. It's called a Ballisto and I very much enjoy thinking about it, so thank you!

Kelix Mon 07-Jul-08 16:45:08

They are a pain in the arse but give me free O2 to O2 calls (everyone I know is on O2) so I cant complain too much.

Everyone forgot 'fuckwit' a particular favourite of mine grin

bramblebooks Mon 07-Jul-08 16:54:36

Thankyou eyeball - the positive person in me thinks that at least the iphone sounds like it's worth having. However, out of stock: BOLLROCKS

bramblebooks Mon 07-Jul-08 16:56:37

psssst eyeballs, try the carphonewarehouse online wink

florenceuk Mon 07-Jul-08 17:11:38

err - I was told that they would be released on 10 July and DH has pre-signed up??? Or am I missing something???

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