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To think this is a fair exchange (shocking TMI warning)

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lucyellensmum Sat 05-Jul-08 23:37:43

I am STARVING i have been to the inlaws so i think that entitles me to a little treat. Well not treat but some food. We didnt go shopping because we went to the inlaws and the only thing that is open is muckdonalds, but hey, im half pissed, i'll eat anything.

The exchange is oral sex for DP going to get me a burger. I just did it, but he is sulking because i didn't go all the way - well i don't want him falling asleep on me do i!!!

So, fair exchange or is this a total abandonment of my feminist principals.

Fair exchange IMO grin

copingvquietly Sat 05-Jul-08 23:39:31

well at least yourve got room for your burger rofl

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Joolyjoolyjoo Sat 05-Jul-08 23:42:08

gives a whole new meaning to the term "Happy Meal"!!! Maybe he could get you a burger, but ask them to hold the gherkins??

mazzystar Sat 05-Jul-08 23:42:32

I think you are selling yourself short

S1ur Sat 05-Jul-08 23:43:58

OH dear LEM that is pretty rank IMO.

Sorry, I figure you're just being light hearted but ....


youngbutnotdumb Sat 05-Jul-08 23:45:23

That is disgusting why would you and your DP have such an arrangement???

He could atleast get you a sundae too!!!

Fimbo Sat 05-Jul-08 23:46:48

Doesn't MacDonalds shut at 11?

Are you going to regret this post in the morning?

TheHedgeWitch Sat 05-Jul-08 23:47:08

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lucyellensmum Sat 05-Jul-08 23:47:14

mazzy you are right, i should have held out for an indian!!

mildmannered, i ADORE my DP, yeah, he makes me angry and frustrated but i have NEVER posted that i can't stand him. I have isshooos, but not tonight grin

TheHedgeWitch Sat 05-Jul-08 23:47:49

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lucyellensmum Sat 05-Jul-08 23:48:18

Slur, well yes, i know, but McD is all that is open!

The only way i would regret a thread like this is if it offended someone, definately not my intention.

TheHedgeWitch Sat 05-Jul-08 23:51:28

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Joolyjoolyjoo Sat 05-Jul-08 23:52:55

One of my favourite lines was "have you got change of a sexual favour?" (It was just a line though!)

colditz Sat 05-Jul-08 23:58:14

You have sold yourself short.

KatieDD Sun 06-Jul-08 00:00:23

Hmmm to be honest I'd want breakfast in bed and the laundry done for a BJ but then I am very, very good.

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dittany Sun 06-Jul-08 00:02:28

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Jazminpoppy Sun 06-Jul-08 00:04:09

he he , fair deal! wink are people really getting offended by this?!! bizarre.
Happy Meal indeed!!!grin

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sqiushysquashy Sun 06-Jul-08 00:06:19

I'm with you mildmannerd, no sexual favours in this house either.

expatinscotland Sun 06-Jul-08 00:07:40

i never thought i'd say this, but i'm with mmj and dittany.

sorry, i don't see any of this as cute or funny.

and i can suck a golfball through a garden hose.

dittany Sun 06-Jul-08 00:08:10

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TheHedgeWitch Sun 06-Jul-08 00:08:18

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