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to think that i should be able to eat a bananna/sausage in my own house without dh turning into a randy 15 year old.

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kerryk Fri 20-Jun-08 17:07:43

i mean ffs, do men ever stop thinking about getting there leg over?

misdee Fri 20-Jun-08 17:08:07


OrmIrian Fri 20-Jun-08 17:09:14

Ah the old pork sword eh?

No. They don't. Even when they are middle aged.

PersonalClown Fri 20-Jun-08 17:10:03

My bloke doesn't. No that I'm complaining but...

<wild generalization approaching>
Where are their brains located?wink

ivykaty44 Fri 20-Jun-08 17:10:58

You are lucky that he is as old as 15 - most men stop at 12 and never get any older grin

kerryk Fri 20-Jun-08 17:11:20

oh can i also add bending over to that list, even my mum has commented that i am the only person she knows who looks nervous when bending over. it has to be bad if even she has noticed.

kerryk Fri 20-Jun-08 17:11:38

true ivy grin

BalloonSlayer Fri 20-Jun-08 17:58:23

PMSL at the bending over, Kerry!

My DH is as bad.

And do you also get the "while you're down there" line whenever you are on your knees for whatever reason?

And the really funny thing is my DH is the post politically correct bloke anyone has ever met in their lives.


kerryk Fri 20-Jun-08 17:59:24

And do you also get the "while you're down there" line whenever you are on your knees for whatever reason?

YES all the time!!!

BalloonSlayer Fri 20-Jun-08 18:00:35

I meant most not post

Freudian slip though perhaps. Maybe there really such a thing as "post politically correct."

The old subconscious could actually be on to something here. hmm

whatdayisit Fri 20-Jun-08 18:07:16

I take a Banana and a yogurt to work with me for breakfast and eat it add my desk - I would add especially when they're middle aged OrmIrian.

I do it deliberately to brighten their days now. smile

dittany Fri 20-Jun-08 18:13:18

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kerryk Fri 20-Jun-08 18:21:03

it is a major turn off. have no idea why he thinks otherwise because i have told him plenty of times.

dittany Fri 20-Jun-08 18:23:36

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expatinscotland Fri 20-Jun-08 18:26:12

'do men ever stop thinking about getting there leg over?'

some of them do.

what is he, in year 10?

is he 21?

that would so majorly put me off. not even funny after a while. just stupid.

i don't understand what some people put up with.

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt Fri 20-Jun-08 18:29:06

Yeah, but they might enjoy the naughty step smile

I can never understand why men love to see woman sweating either. Quite a few I know find it a real turn on - very odd.

kerryk Fri 20-Jun-08 18:38:19

yes i could see mine enjoying the naughty step a bit to much!!

dittany Fri 20-Jun-08 18:40:21

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BalloonSlayer Fri 20-Jun-08 19:21:18

Well you could start mashing your bananas and cutting your sausages into pieces I suppose.

Actually my DH doesn't do the letching if I eat those items* but as I said does do the rest.

Although I do sometimes say it's like living with Sid James, actually I don't find it all that bad. At least he still fancies me.

*although he is a vegetarian and there is often an oh-so-hilarious double entendre deployed when we are having vegetarian sausages for tea, so perhaps you can count me in on that one after all...

Flashman Fri 20-Jun-08 20:38:45

I imagine thats why we are always much happier than most women - never having to grow up!!

BEAUTlFUL Fri 20-Jun-08 20:54:05

I could eat eclairs doing yoga and my DH wouldn't raise an eyebrow, let alone a sweat.

<<frets over state of marriage>>

BEAUTlFUL Fri 20-Jun-08 20:55:23

Yesterday I ate a carrot. Nothing.

<<opens new window onto>>

hellish Fri 20-Jun-08 20:56:45

Can I add getting undressed, taking a shower, or just generally breathing in and out to your list?

BEAUTlFUL Fri 20-Jun-08 21:22:34

Is this some horrific "Who has the keenest husband" contest?

hellish Fri 20-Jun-08 21:36:39

ha ha beautiful - i hadn't thought of it that way. He often tells me I should be grateful he's still interested.

I find it bloody offputting actually

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