To ask your favourite passive aggressive email sayings

[amazeandastonish]

I have irritating colleagues, as I'm sure we all do, and whilst I'd love nothing more than to say something like "fuck off", I obviously have to be more polite and professional.

So what are your favourite passive aggressive email sayings? Are there any I don't already know?

My favourite is "as per my last email"

Also someone in a previous job once signed off with "take care". Neither of us liked each other and I knew she really didn't mean

Apparently 'kind regards' means anything but, yet I'm not sure everyone realises that so I don't think that's really a PA saying!

[TwinklyBranch]

"Happy to discuss" = "call me if you dare".

[ForensicFlossy]

"Just a thought" I used that today!

[HeadNorth]

Noted, thanks = Fuck you

[SummerHouse]

I love a "polite reminder"

[Watto1]

Kind regards is fine. Dropping the ‘kind’ means they have really pissed you off!

[DontGiveAFlyingFig]

If you need any more information, please let me know = fuck off and stop asking stupid questions

Further to my earlier email = clearly you've not read my earlier email but let me explain it ALL again!

[UltimateBugKilla]

Yes, as above Kind regards is fine.

Regards.. You know you messed up!

[DoubleHelix79]

I was going to say 'as per my last email'. How about 'As we've already discussed'. A simple 'Thanks' in the right place can also convey annoyance quite well.

[UltimateBugKilla]

If you would like me to go through this with you - Can you really not grasp the concept 🤦🏽‍♀️

[ihavespoken]

@HeadNorth

Noted, thanks = Fuck you

Ha ha this is brilliant and so true

[whereisthekey]

i used "As you may recall.." today, when wanting to say " you're a fucking idiot who I have already explained this to"

[stillonthattightrope]

I hate this shit. Yes some of my colleagues can be annoying but I'm grown up enough to manage this without pass agg bollocks.

[TwinklyBranch]

If you need any more information, please let me know = fuck off and stop asking stupid questions

Oh no, I say this all the time. Thought I was being helpful!

[ToykotoLosAngeles]

As previously discussed - I bloody well told you yesterday.

[Theforest]

A close colleague always writes "please would you be kind enough to ". I cringe every time I read it as she really means in a polite way, but it certainly doesn't read that way!!

[DrHildegardeLanstrom]

Please review and respond to the below at your earliest convenience

[Fridafever]

"Happy to discuss" = "call me if you dare".

Ha ha this is so true.

[DrHildegardeLanstrom]

If you need assistance with this please let me know

[IslaPineappple]

Regards means they're literally seething

[shakingmytambourineatyou]

I have attached my previous email to help

[ColitisSucks]

@HeadNorth

Noted, thanks = Fuck you

So true.

I recieved that one the other day, I absolutely knew what they meant!

[SuperheroBirds]

“I hope this makes sense” (because I suspect you are too stupid to grasp it)

[applespearsbears]

A gentle reminder = just f'ing do it!

[cricketmum84]

Warm regards is my usual email sign off. If I take the Warm off then you know you are in shit.

As per my previous email = I've already fucking told you this

To reiterate my point = how many fucking times do I need to tell you

Please see below -= we have already been through this dickhead

Please speak with X = they actually get it and can explain is dumb fuck terms for you

Please let me know if you have any queries = PLEASE DONT!

[BrightYellowDaffodil]

“As below” means “I have already explained this to you, you cretin.”

If I’m really, REALLY pissed off: “Regards.” No name afterwards, just a full stop.