Aibu to ask you to share the worst thing you have ever done?

[cassielassie]

Just that really.

[DontPeeInThePlayHouse]

After you....

[RobertaFirmino]

Wiped my arse on the front pages of both the s*n and the Daily Fail in protest at their piss poor excuses for journalism.

[snanagram]

Why?

[cassielassie]

Before my brother married his current wife, he has a long term GF who I couldn't stand. I used to stir the shit in their relationship.

I wouldn't say I justify it to myself now, I know I behaved like a shit. But maybe I just don't regret it? I still think she was manipulative and opportunistic, and he just didn't want to see it.

Every 6 months or so I remember how petty and mean I was in very subtle ways. Kill them with paper cuts kind of thing. I'm mortified honestly thinking of it. I am mortified but don't regret it honestly.

[SirenSays]

Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[AlphaBravoCharlieDeltaEcho]

Punched a journo for a tabloid in the face. Oh, sorry that was the BEST thing I ever did.

[cassielassie]

AlphaBravoCharlieDeltaEcho
Are you famous??

[WheelieBinPrincess]

I cut the nose off my brother’s Woody toy because he pissed me right off.

My brother that is, not Woody.

Totally not the worst thing I’ve ever done but I’m not sharing.

[EvenPhilip]

Dated a father and the son.

[Mymapuddlington]

Too many to mention, so many regrets

[MsTSwift]

Stole princess Anne’s newspaper.

[Aisforharlot]

Lunged wildly at the Pope

[MrsColon]

Screamed in the Sistine Chapel

[GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing]

Told my mother in law that she was the carcass

[FlorenceWintle]

I snapped and farted.

[FabulouslyFab]

@MrsColon

Screamed in the Sistine Chapel

😂😂😂

[PermanentTemporary]

Had sex with a married celeb. For just £50,000 I'll give you all the details plus an exclusive lingerie photo shoot.

[Rosebean92liveson]

A work colleague of mine (who I didn’t like very much) had a plastic barbie plate that she was oddly attached to. She would use it all the time. One day she dropped it and it broke and she was very upset. She then found the same plate on eBay and placed a bid for it. I decided to bid against her to drive the price up. This stupid plastic plate went up to £35 before i stopped and let her win the auction. She still talks about the “mystery bidder” who was also so desperate to buy the plate. Yes I am sad and incredibly petty.

[WithMyEncyclopedia]

@Rosebean92liveson

A work colleague of mine (who I didn’t like very much) had a plastic barbie plate that she was oddly attached to. She would use it all the time. One day she dropped it and it broke and she was very upset. She then found the same plate on eBay and placed a bid for it. I decided to bid against her to drive the price up. This stupid plastic plate went up to £35 before i stopped and let her win the auction. She still talks about the “mystery bidder” who was also so desperate to buy the plate. Yes I am sad and incredibly petty.

That's brilliant!

[Lou2284]

@Rosebean92liveson
I am crying with laughter! Love it!

[jcyclops]

I voted Liberal Democrat

[hangrylady]

Flashed my boobs at the vicar

[AuntMasha]

I phoned a so-called friend and threatened to pay someone to sort out her cocklodger who was threatening another friend.


I don’t feel good about it.

[20Past3]

Once I ate in MacDonalds, but only once.