Aibu to ask you to share the worst thing you have ever done?

(94 Posts)
cassielassie Wed 22-Sep-21 15:14:17

Just that really.

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DontPeeInThePlayHouse Wed 22-Sep-21 15:15:31

After you....

RobertaFirmino Wed 22-Sep-21 15:19:08

Wiped my arse on the front pages of both the s*n and the Daily Fail in protest at their piss poor excuses for journalism.

snanagram Wed 22-Sep-21 15:19:34

Why?

cassielassie Wed 22-Sep-21 15:22:04

Before my brother married his current wife, he has a long term GF who I couldn't stand. I used to stir the shit in their relationship.

I wouldn't say I justify it to myself now, I know I behaved like a shit. But maybe I just don't regret it? I still think she was manipulative and opportunistic, and he just didn't want to see it.

Every 6 months or so I remember how petty and mean I was in very subtle ways. Kill them with paper cuts kind of thing. I'm mortified honestly thinking of it. I am mortified but don't regret it honestly.

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SirenSays Wed 22-Sep-21 15:22:11

Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

AlphaBravoCharlieDeltaEcho Wed 22-Sep-21 15:30:25

Punched a journo for a tabloid in the face. Oh, sorry that was the BEST thing I ever did.

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cassielassie Wed 22-Sep-21 15:37:08

AlphaBravoCharlieDeltaEcho
Are you famous??

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WheelieBinPrincess Wed 22-Sep-21 15:40:33

I cut the nose off my brother’s Woody toy because he pissed me right off.

My brother that is, not Woody.

Totally not the worst thing I’ve ever done but I’m not sharing.

EvenPhilip Wed 22-Sep-21 15:40:48

Dated a father and the son.

Mymapuddlington Wed 22-Sep-21 15:41:40

Too many to mention, so many regrets

MsTSwift Wed 22-Sep-21 15:42:23

Stole princess Anne’s newspaper.

Aisforharlot Wed 22-Sep-21 15:42:36

Lunged wildly at the Pope

MrsColon Wed 22-Sep-21 16:33:20

Screamed in the Sistine Chapel

GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing Wed 22-Sep-21 16:35:29

Told my mother in law that she was the carcass

FlorenceWintle Wed 22-Sep-21 16:36:38

I snapped and farted.

FabulouslyFab Wed 22-Sep-21 16:42:33

MrsColon

Screamed in the Sistine Chapel

😂😂😂

PermanentTemporary Wed 22-Sep-21 16:44:55

Had sex with a married celeb. For just £50,000 I'll give you all the details plus an exclusive lingerie photo shoot.

Rosebean92liveson Wed 22-Sep-21 17:06:01

A work colleague of mine (who I didn’t like very much) had a plastic barbie plate that she was oddly attached to. She would use it all the time. One day she dropped it and it broke and she was very upset. She then found the same plate on eBay and placed a bid for it. I decided to bid against her to drive the price up. This stupid plastic plate went up to £35 before i stopped and let her win the auction. She still talks about the “mystery bidder” who was also so desperate to buy the plate. Yes I am sad and incredibly petty.

MultiStorey Wed 22-Sep-21 17:08:09

EvenPhilip

Dated a father and the son.

Are you Carla Bruni?

WithMyEncyclopedia Wed 22-Sep-21 17:09:52

Rosebean92liveson

A work colleague of mine (who I didn’t like very much) had a plastic barbie plate that she was oddly attached to. She would use it all the time. One day she dropped it and it broke and she was very upset. She then found the same plate on eBay and placed a bid for it. I decided to bid against her to drive the price up. This stupid plastic plate went up to £35 before i stopped and let her win the auction. She still talks about the “mystery bidder” who was also so desperate to buy the plate. Yes I am sad and incredibly petty.

That's brilliant!

Lou2284 Wed 22-Sep-21 17:09:57

@Rosebean92liveson
I am crying with laughter! Love it!

jcyclops Wed 22-Sep-21 17:24:07

I voted Liberal Democrat shock

hangrylady Wed 22-Sep-21 17:31:26

Flashed my boobs at the vicar

AuntMasha Wed 22-Sep-21 17:31:36

I phoned a so-called friend and threatened to pay someone to sort out her cocklodger who was threatening another friend.

I don’t feel good about it.

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