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Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 07:03

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months Grin

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Mumdiva99 · 02/08/2021 07:05

So glad you have started a new one. So he didn't come last night then? (I'm saying nothing else until you have something to report so as not to fill up the thread.....Grin)

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LJC1234 · 02/08/2021 07:06

Yes so glad you have posted a third! Very glad you enjoyed your carvery!

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7catsisnotenough · 02/08/2021 07:06

Morning @BlueEyesWhiteDragon !

You are a total legend 🥂💐

I'm voting for a two pronged approach - milk in the blowers AND cress seeds 😉

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EccentricaGalumbits · 02/08/2021 07:10

I'm on the other side of the world and it's been a looooong day waiting for an update, I'm glad you were sleeping soundly OP Smile

And yes this is a shameless placemark so I don't lose you again.

Stay strong, don't let the arsehole get to you.

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sparepantsandtoothbrush · 02/08/2021 07:11

Have you heard from the "sister" again? Or has he replied to his mate on the FB post? So weird of him!

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Sparklfairy · 02/08/2021 07:11

Yessss OP you're back! Grin

I can't remember, did you say you blocked the 'sister'? if not, have you heard from her?

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Couldhavebeenme2 · 02/08/2021 07:12

Placemark but promise not to post again to fill up the thread x

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WorkingItOutAsIGo · 02/08/2021 07:12

I have actually been dreaming about a carvery meal and I don’t even really eat meat. I know this whole thing is just a hidden advert for Toby’s!

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Franklydear · 02/08/2021 07:13

Nah, this is of the very few thread worth reading the comments, we love you op and glad to give you suggestions, I particularly enjoys de yp recipes

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Fernando072020 · 02/08/2021 07:13

Haha glad you're feeling great, op!

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Glumgal · 02/08/2021 07:15

Be interesting to see how long he holds out. What an absolute cock!

Glad you had a fab day yesterday despite the annoyance.

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Brefugee · 02/08/2021 07:15

i really liked the idea of posting in the fb group that it's been collected.

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5475878237NC · 02/08/2021 07:16

You promoted us to have a roast last night OP.

I won't post again either! Am still wondering whether the sister is real or actually a MNr.

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SunshineCake · 02/08/2021 07:16

🚘🚜

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Needapoodle · 02/08/2021 07:17

Id go with the "thanks for your help guys, the car was picked up yesterday!" On Facebook. Watch the cheeky bastard move then.

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Hellodarknessmyoldpal · 02/08/2021 07:17

Thank goodness your back! Good for you OP. Wait it out, he'll have to ask eventually. Lots of people saying he isn't inconvenienced by this but it will at the least be mildly irritating that he can't access/use his car without asking you first 😉 i bet it is annoying him though, he's not winning here.

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RickJames · 02/08/2021 07:19

Good morning and placemark Smile

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BlueLobelia · 02/08/2021 07:20

I think he has gone on holiday and the OP is cheaper than airport parking.

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ShutUpaYourFace · 02/08/2021 07:21

Is this the thread with the prick and his kids with their bikes?

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QueenStromba · 02/08/2021 07:21

The big question now is whether he's going to swallow his pride before the FC needs access. When are they likely to be there again?

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 07:22

No I don't think he's been. Well he certainly didn't ring the bell. DB says a car parked opposite and 4 blokes got out about 10.30 (well after my bedtime in normal circumstances anyway) but they milled round opposite for a bit then drove away. He's not sure if they were taking a piss, trying get on the FC car park or jackass. We get them sometimes. There was loads more activity before the barriers went up. Youths partying, doggers, suicides, abandoned cars and all the usual deserted spot nonsense. Growing up here was bloomin chaos and some of the takes my parents abs grandparents have of the shenanigans are dreadful. Tis much quieter and scenic now. Anyway I digress. He put the front floods on and turned on the front room light so it was obvious someone was in but they drove off so dunno.

I was passed out in an absolute food coma by 8.30pm. The place could have been on fire and I'd have just lay there happily.

We had double death by fudge cake and dear God I swear I've put on a stone just looking at it. I scoffed squished alot! some in as it was birthday cake and would be rude not to but it finished me off and I was snoozing not long after.

DB and DSs have even fed the animals for me so I didn't need waking the little stars. DB is an absolute annoying jerk 99% of the time and our relationship is very based on needling each other sometimes over the line of acceptability but the odd occasion he does something and I realise he's not that bad. He goes home today and I might miss him a tiny bit.

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Mrstreehouse · 02/08/2021 07:22

What’s going on here?!🧐

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Popetthetreehugger · 02/08/2021 07:26

Morning all , shameless place marking 🚗🚜😎😎🌳 going to see 2 of our GC today , will check in at nap time 😴

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ShutUpaYourFace · 02/08/2021 07:28

I think this is thread where man parked on private property was asked to move, said he would then left note saying nowhere else to park, so OP locked gate?
Is he still there?
Bloody hilarious 😂 😂😂

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minisoksmakehardwork · 02/08/2021 07:29


Wonder if he'll turn up cos it's now a working day, or is the car a weekend vehicle and will it be there for the rest of the week?
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