Horrible coasters in otherwise pleasant holiday caravan

(91 Posts)
chipfork Sun 25-Jul-21 00:34:16

Nasty aren't they? Vulvas? Ulcers or open wounds?

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Kljnmw3459 Sun 25-Jul-21 00:35:29

Intestines or ears.

TheArtfulCodger Sun 25-Jul-21 00:36:23

Colon.

DramaAlpaca Sun 25-Jul-21 00:37:02

Whatever they are, they're revolting.

Susannahmoody Sun 25-Jul-21 00:37:05

grin

Aquamarine1029 Sun 25-Jul-21 00:37:28

Fucking hell. Those are truly disgusting.

IsobelEd Sun 25-Jul-21 00:38:27

They look like thin slices of someone's thigh

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SpacePotato Sun 25-Jul-21 00:41:21

That reminds me, need to book a smear test.....

PickAChew Sun 25-Jul-21 00:42:15

Processed smoked ham.

Snowfalling Sun 25-Jul-21 00:42:30

I only clicked on this thread to tell you off for moaning about ugly coasters when you should be grateful for having a holiday at all when many cannot book one for love nor money, but no, those are gross.

@IsobelEd is spot on, these look like thighs sliced thinly.

gardeninggirl68 Sun 25-Jul-21 00:43:09

Only 3 of them??? Not 4?

Are they supposed to look like agate

chipfork Sun 25-Jul-21 00:44:09

We've turned them upside down to the cork- backed side smilewine

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chipfork Sun 25-Jul-21 00:47:34

Agate is a lovely idea but they look very 'fleshy/hammy'

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Sparklfairy Sun 25-Jul-21 00:47:58

I really thought this was going to be a crazy pearl clutching thread but my god, they are VILE.

I'm not sure what's worse.
That someone designed them
That a company thought it fit their target market
That somebody actually bought them
Or that somebody thought they'd be a lovely addition to inflict on visitors to their caravan!

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 25-Jul-21 00:48:14

Gone off ham slices. Yuk.

Aquamarine1029 Sun 25-Jul-21 00:53:49

Sparklfairy

I really thought this was going to be a crazy pearl clutching thread but my god, they are VILE.

I'm not sure what's worse.
That someone designed them
That a company thought it fit their target market
That somebody actually bought them
Or that somebody thought they'd be a lovely addition to inflict on visitors to their caravan!

Exactly! Some company actually produced these abominations. It's mind boggling.

Sparklfairy Sun 25-Jul-21 00:53:58

MrsTerryPratchett

Gone off ham slices. Yuk.

See I'm see aubergine... that's gone off envy

swimlyn Sun 25-Jul-21 01:11:08

I'm thinking OXO Tower...

AddsVsGeorgs Sun 25-Jul-21 01:12:19

Maybe they are hoping someone will steal them grin

MrsApplepants Sun 25-Jul-21 01:17:44

Weirdest coasters I’ve ever seen. Are you sure they are actually coasters and not something else for another purpose? (not sure what though, scraping barrel for suggestions as can’t believe someone would actually buy coasters that horrible)

MooseBeTimeForSummer Sun 25-Jul-21 01:29:29

@swimlyn. I wonder if they’re staying at CP?

Twofurrycats Sun 25-Jul-21 01:37:47

I opened the thread thinking come on how bad could a coaster be......
Very bad apparently. YANBU.

Tuliptulip Sun 25-Jul-21 01:58:10

SpacePotato

That reminds me, need to book a smear test.....

gringringrin

CeeceeBloomingdale Sun 25-Jul-21 02:03:43

They are unsettling. What are they made of? It looks like diseased wood but if they replicating diseased wood that's even worse. Also concerned there are only 3, has some psychopath stolen one?

JaneJeffer Sun 25-Jul-21 02:29:39

Can anyone else see the little Morph man trying to escape?

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