Not fucking nachos!!!!

(195 Posts)
PeapodBurgundy Sat 24-Jul-21 21:27:55

In brief, I ordered a side of nachos to go with my dinner. I'm bitterly disappointed. Before I share what arrived, what would the world of Mumsnet expect to receive? (Pretty sure IANBU to say that these are NOT nachos!!!!)

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megletthesecond Sat 24-Jul-21 21:30:15

A huge plate of triangle corn "crisps" covered in cheese, tomato, chilli, sour cream, avocado and spring onions.

blametheparents Sat 24-Jul-21 21:30:22

I love nachos.
Guacamole, salsa, sour cream, grated cheese - these are the minimum requirements.
Extra points for jalapeños, chilli con carne or sweetcorn.

thiskiwicanfly Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:04

I’d expect lovely tortilla chips with some form of mince/bean/salsa topping, melted cheese (the more the better) and some guacamole or sour cream.

But I’m betting yours looked more like potato chips, ketchup, cheese slices and nothing melted?

VerbenaGirl Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:04

I’d want tortilla chips with melted / grilled cheese, guacamole, salsa, sour cream and a sprinkling of coriander.

doublejabbed Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:04

megletthesecond

A huge plate of triangle corn "crisps" covered in cheese, tomato, chilli, sour cream, avocado and spring onions.


This

Haudyourwheesht Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:10

Nacho chips, loads of salsa, guacamole, grated cheese (possibly melted but not essential) a ton of sour cream.

I love nachos.

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tothelakes Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:24

All of the above minus the guacamole. On the side if I'm forced to share.

RandomDent Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:40

Did you get a bag of Doritos?

VerbenaGirl Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:44

Oh yes! Black beans too.

Mansplainee Sat 24-Jul-21 21:31:57

I bloody love nachos. Obviously tortilla chips covered in melted cheese, salsa, guacamole, soured cream.

WorldsBestBoss Sat 24-Jul-21 21:32:04

Tortilla chips, melted cheese, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, jalapeños. Maybe some chicken or beef?
Smith and Western do AMAZING nachos.

Haudyourwheesht Sat 24-Jul-21 21:32:41

Haudyourwheesht

Nacho chips, loads of salsa, guacamole, grated cheese (possibly melted but not essential) a ton of sour cream.

I love nachos.


God, yes, jalapeños also mandatory.

youngestisapsycho Sat 24-Jul-21 21:33:06

The cheese needs to be layered in the tortilla chips, not just on the top ones… this is every restaurants mistake!

megletthesecond Sat 24-Jul-21 21:33:39

I want to go to wahacas now.

Sunshinedaisymeadowsxx Sat 24-Jul-21 21:33:54

I bet you got cheesy crisps 🤣

HollysBush Sat 24-Jul-21 21:34:10

Have you got a picture? Ugh, this is bringing back memories of a plate of ‘nachos’ we had at a caravan park once. Tortilla chips, covered in squirty cheese sauce and ketchup. I think it’s the only food thats ever made me feel sick!

DaxtheDestroyer Sat 24-Jul-21 21:34:37

blametheparents

I love nachos.
Guacamole, salsa, sour cream, grated cheese - these are the minimum requirements.
Extra points for jalapeños, chilli con carne or sweetcorn.

This. Really want a huge melty spicy plate of nachos now.

PeapodBurgundy Sat 24-Jul-21 21:34:54

Even those of you guessing the various pitiful excuses for nachos haven't even sunk to the depths of my dinner yet...

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toolazytothinkofausername Sat 24-Jul-21 21:35:18

Time to see what you were given!

DroopyClematis Sat 24-Jul-21 21:35:24

I hate them. Soggy crisps smothered in plasticised cheese.
Loathsome.

Mansplainee Sat 24-Jul-21 21:35:41

The cheese needs to be layered in the tortilla chips, not just on the top ones… this is every restaurants mistake!

Yes, totally!

Show us what you had OP

poshme Sat 24-Jul-21 21:35:55

Crisps in a bowl?

Crockof Sat 24-Jul-21 21:36:54

Walkers cheese and onion with jalapeño?

GreenCrayon Sat 24-Jul-21 21:37:41

I'm guessing you got some tortilla crisps with a pitiful amount of cheese I once had something similar also described as nachos I felt very misled!

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