Best/worst/untraceable revenge

[namechangeforwrongdoing]

Just tell me the best (worst?) but most untraceable acts of revenge/comeuppance that you've heard....Asking for a friend.....

[GoodHairDay86]

You can send poo or glitter through the mail anonymously lol a quick google will get them there 😄

[Verbena87]

There was a girl at my school who mercilessly and quietly bullied another for months on end. She was subtle and manipulative and always got away with it.

Straight-a good-girl friend of the girl being bullied brought a stitch ripper in on PE day and whilst the bully was doing PE, opened the crotch seam in the bully’s school trousers, folded them back up in the changing rooms so they looked untouched, and quietly went back to class. I am 34 and still think about it when I’ve really had enough of someone’s nonsense.

[Scottishshopaholic]

Sewing something smelly into the lining of curtains.

Not my idea but heard it on a podcast the other day!

[BunnyRuddington]

Straight-a good-girl friend of the girl being bullied brought a stitch ripper in on PE day and whilst the bully was doing PE, opened the crotch seam in the bully’s school trousers, folded them back up in the changing rooms so they looked untouched, and quietly went back to class. I am 34 and still think about it when I’ve really had enough of someone’s nonsense

That sounds absolutely perfect and slightly terrifying.

[ginoginellizzz]

After a break up, An old boss stuck chicken breasts down the back of her ex's sofa that was going into storage for a few months

[RolyPolyBatFace]

I'll share a little revenge story with you.

So, a friend of a friend was having an affair. Mainly being conducted in hotels. She drove her own car but both her and her husband had keys to each other's cars and would chop and change sometimes as they had a tandem car parking space so sometimes easier to just take the others car for a quick shopping trip etc

So there's the background

Anyway - she's in this hotel with her affair partner. She's told her husband it's a business conference and she's driven there. All fine and believed

She comes out the hotel the next morning and can't see her car in the car park so she's panicking. About to report it as stolen when it dawns on her that the car in the space of hers is her HUSBANDS

Yep, she's been found out and as revenge, he's made her sweat and let her know he knows by basically driving out and swapping their cars

I mean - can you even imagine the horror of being her in that moment?

[Beetlebrooker]

Back in the 60s when it was common to share bathwater and my DF was doing the dirty on my pregnant DM before he left for good, she told me she knew about his indiscretions and regularly weed in his bath.

He's 84 now and DM died last year, maybe I'll tell him...

[namechangeforwrongdoing]

Oooooh good ones, what about if you're not there living with them though. Like, hypothetically, if they had intimidated you, put you through years of shit, cheated on you for years and then finally fucked off with your 'best mate'. Just supposing....

[elQuintoConyo]

Still had keys to the flat.
Ex-bf went on a two week holiday.
Ex-gf went in one day one, rang the American speaking clock, left the phone off the hook for two weeks.

Not me. Friend in the late-80s.

[Sillawithans]

Send a letter from the GUM clinic saying so and so has tested positive for something terrible.

[Itwontstopraining]

Spilling milk or dairy somewhere discreet - under a sofa cushion or under a desk.

One of my previous housemates after receiving notice (from a very unreasonable landlord) used his email address to sign up to all sorts of dodgy websites - dating sites, UKIP, free porn sites, junk email (eg shopping vouchers). Though presumably there's a digital fingerprint so that's risky

[PurpleWh1teGreen]

A weed killer message on the lawn?

[3scape]

Someone at uni had their exes name printed onto dodgy cards implying a sex line/ prostitute service and left them in phone boxes and under windscreen wipers, pub mirrors etc about 2 cards a month for a few years here and there. Not enough to result in a barage of calls so he would change the number.

[FriNightBlues]

I phoned his Mum and told her what he’d been up to.

[turtletaub]

Flowers to the new gf?

[CoRhona]

The best revenge is living well.

Boring but true

[AngelDelightUk]

Ann Summers catalogue sent to them is always funny

If you have their email address sign them up for all sorts of swinging sites

Then advertise a litter of puppies/cheap room to rent/car for sale with their number on it. Gumtree, Preloved etc are all free.

Get a fake email address and report them to the local Council for stuff

Yes I’ve been bitter in the past!

[Tlollj]

My mate did a wee in her husband’s bath.

[CompleteBarstool]

One I read about ...... if you have access to their home, whilst they are on holiday sprinkle cress seeds over the carpets and water liberally. This could also be done to their bed, car interior or clothes!

[Whysolong7]

What ever you go for wait long enough that you are fuller out as the perpetrator.

Loving the weed killer on the lawn. Just check for cameras.

[crowsfeet57]

An ex-colleague sewed cat food into the hems of the curtains before she left her partner when she found out he was shagging her best friend.

A few months later she seduced him and sent pictures to the new gf. Tbf she was a psycho.

[Justletmebuyahouse]

Cress seeds in the carpet ...

[Aposterhasnoname]

@RolyPolyBatFace

I'll share a little revenge story with you.

So, a friend of a friend was having an affair. Mainly being conducted in hotels. She drove her own car but both her and her husband had keys to each other's cars and would chop and change sometimes as they had a tandem car parking space so sometimes easier to just take the others car for a quick shopping trip etc

So there's the background

Anyway - she's in this hotel with her affair partner. She's told her husband it's a business conference and she's driven there. All fine and believed

She comes out the hotel the next morning and can't see her car in the car park so she's panicking. About to report it as stolen when it dawns on her that the car in the space of hers is her HUSBANDS

Yep, she's been found out and as revenge, he's made her sweat and let her know he knows by basically driving out and swapping their cars

I mean - can you even imagine the horror of being her in that moment?

Someone I know got screen shots of his messages with OW from his phone, and cast them to the 60 inch tv in the lounge. Didn’t say a word, just sat calmly reading a magazine till he came home from work and saw them. I’d have given a kidney to have seen his face.

[Heathofhares]

Find someone who keeps pet rats. Ask them to supply some rat poo. Sprinkle around their house… wait for them to spend time, effort and cash on getting pest control in.

Not to mention the ughhh factor

[Fluffyandsilly]

Years ago one of my nicest female friends had a flat share with a male friend who owned his own flat.
They got on really well as and it was working out perfectly until he got a girlfriend who was jealous of my friend. There is a lot of back story but the new girlfriend was vile to my friend. She used to sneer at her or blank her. After a while the girlfriend made the guy ask my friend to move out.

The night before she left, my friend pissed in the mug that the girlfriend always used for her tea, swilled it around a bit then left it to dry on the draining board