Are we being unreasonable for not knowing our neighbours real names and have nicknames for them instead?
We have Mr P - Mr perfect, you know the type, wears his charity t-shirt going for his jog, reels his washing line in when the clothes are dried, wears tartan for golfing etc.
Onslo and Daisy, argue on the street, loves a velor tracksuit,
The horse whisperer - walks bandy legged, obsessed with horses, has it on their letterbox
The Young Ones - only young couple who live in the street and always have people round
The Exhibitionist-loves to get out the shower and trot round naked in his room after a shower
Batty old art teacher - curly hair, does yoga, smokes weed
Shagarada - heard her shagging one night whilst we were in the garden, she had her windows open.
My name, is Michael Caine, and I am a nosey neighbour
Anyone else use nicknames?
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Nicknames for the neighbours
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FrankButchersDickieBow · 21/04/2021 01:26
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