Does anybody want to start a band with me?

[Iplayabitofguitar]

A mumsnet band?
We could be called takin' the biscuit
I'll be the guitarist even though i'm shit.

[GreenSlide]

Only if we can do The Bongo Song as an opener

[MrsPatrickDempsey]

I'm in
I'll be a singer - probably rather be a backing vocalist

[Iplayabitofguitar]

Brilliant! Now we need a main vocalist, a bassist and a drummer

[Iplayabitofguitar]

Nobody? I can't have a band with just a singer and a guitarist

[EdinaMonsoon]

I'll be drummer. Peri-menopause has me wanting to beat the crap out of something. I reckon a drum kit might well be the answer!

[JaneJeffer]

I'll do the singing but the band has to be called JaneJeffer and Takin' the Biscuit

[TwirlyWitch]

I’m a bass player. It’s been a while but I miss it..and being young again

[Iplayabitofguitar]

We've got it! Jane Jeffer and takin' the biscuit!

Our first single, 'Is my husband on glue?' Comes out Friday...

[Cocolapew]

I'll play the keyboards and sing backing vocals.
I can't do either but I'm enthusiastic.

[TheQueef]

Can I be a roadie so I get drugs and meet chicks?

[PPNC]

Can I join? I’ll either sing, or maybe write, we can do Lily Allen’s “fuck you” song and re-write it, it might be quite long if we start a list of what to include though...

[alloverthecarpetagain]

I'll drive the tour bus. A few months on the road would be heaven!

[JaneJeffer]

Great, i need to have 50 bottles of JD, a hunky masseur and only brown M&Ms. No one is to look me in the eyes.