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AIBU to ask what the 'function' of these adult pyjamas is?!

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DameBaggySmith · 30/11/2020 21:15

So these popped up in my Facebook market place...


https://www.boutiquefeel.com/product/plaidfunctionallbuttonedflappadults_pajamas/3035e5fb-5e8c-44ac-a3dd-0bd569626e36.html?gf=~~1

It seems the flap is only at the back Hmm

Also the fact that 190 people decided to review them yesterday saying how utterly brilliant they are without mentioning the flap is intriguing!


Grin

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Dizzywizz · 30/11/2020 21:25

Does the flap go all the way under, so you don’t need to take the whole thing off, whether you need a wee or a poo?

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CounsellorTroi · 30/11/2020 21:25

Strange, my first thought was that so you can go to the loo without needing to pull the whole thing down, but the flap doesn't look big enough for that!

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Diverseduvet · 30/11/2020 21:26

A shag in winter?

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ihatesandpits · 30/11/2020 21:30

Poo flap? Grin

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NothingTraLaLa · 30/11/2020 21:30

Intrigued that one of the reviewers says that she bought a pair as a Mother's Day present for her mum!

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NothingIsGoing2GetBetterItsNot · 30/11/2020 21:33

Every single review that mentions pyjamas spells them 'pajamas'...Hmm I suspect foul play

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joystir59 · 30/11/2020 21:33

Anal sex flap?

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DiscustinHunAmFummin · 30/11/2020 21:34

I love that all the reviewers love their 'Pajamas' even the customer who bought them as a gift for their mum! Grin

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joystir59 · 30/11/2020 21:34

They are in a similar vein to the Wank Tent

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Batfinklestein · 30/11/2020 21:35

When you sit down, the flap would kind of be under your undercarriage.
So I think you could pee whilst wearing it. I don’t think the bum flap is just for undercarriage access Grin

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slashlover · 30/11/2020 21:36

Sex. Checkout the rest of the site, even the activewear tops are mostly waist trainers.

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Hailtomyteeth · 30/11/2020 21:36

Well, I'd look a bugger in those.

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CoconutGrove · 30/11/2020 21:36

I'm glad that Christine Pickering enjoyed her anal sex flap pjs so much she reviewed them twice an hour apart

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Bvop · 30/11/2020 21:37
  1. Every single review is 5*
  2. All reviews were made in the last 7 days
  3. Some uncommon names such as Lili are used over and over in the reviews.
  4. The reviews are all of a similar length
  5. The reviews make the same grammatical error repeatedly, referring to pyjamas as a singular noun.


Doesn’t strike me as a wholly convincing enterprise.
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SunsetBeetch · 30/11/2020 21:37

"Functional" eh?

Imagine buying those for your mother Grin

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slashlover · 30/11/2020 21:38

@NothingIsGoing2GetBetterItsNot

Every single review that mentions pyjamas spells them 'pajamas'...Hmm I suspect foul play

It's an American site, pajamas is the American English spelling.
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itchyfinger · 30/11/2020 21:39

A lot of elderly mothers own these pajamas apparently

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DiscustinHunAmFummin · 30/11/2020 21:40

aimy Mcsadil was so pleased she came back every day to write a new review Wink

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WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants · 30/11/2020 21:42

There was an interesting piece on TV the other night about Amazon, unfortunately I wasn't paying enough attention, but it was explaining how reviews get attached to other items it was amazing. Some products they reported had thousands if reviews, but once they'd been unlatched they had none!

I suspect this is the same.

Looking at different colours of the pj's you can see it's clearly only a back flap (not underneath)

Handy fir staying warm during anal on all fours I guess...

They won't be in Granny's stocking!!

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PatsyJStone · 30/11/2020 21:42

Is Christine Pickering Ronnie wife?

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EveryDayIsADuvetDay · 30/11/2020 21:44

do I detect that some posters are put off of buying because of the suspicious reviews?
Or is it just that they look uncomfortable, cheap and chavvy?

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Nottherealslimshady · 30/11/2020 21:44

Sex and going to the toilet. I hate that I have to take my onesie off for a wee!

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Letsgomaths · 30/11/2020 21:46

A little bird tells me that sometimes those who like kinky spanking wear such pyjamas - easy access.

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Lalalatte · 30/11/2020 21:47

Easy access to the commode

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MyMushroomsInATimeSlip · 30/11/2020 21:48

Angela Hanah was delightfully surprised by this pajama. I wonder why Grin

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