AIBU to not want my bumhole to smell of Christmas.

[ChocolateCherrybomb]

Looking through the bog roll page on the Asda site.

There's this.

ASDA Shades Warm Vanilla and Sugar Cane Toilet Roll 9 Rolls

………Shades Limited Edition Warm Vanilla & Sugar Cane. Every embossed sheet is enriched with a beautiful balm and the core infused with a warm and wintery fragrance.

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies.

[readingismycardio]

😂😂😂😂😂 this is amazing!

[Hahaha88]

It will make the room smell of it, I think that's more the point. Doubt many of us have our bum holes being sniffed, but you can get coconut smelling ones all over the place

[draughtycatflap]

with a hint of sprouts...

[64sNewName]

Oh I remember M&S used to do scented loo roll at Christmas (maybe they do it all the time). Grim af

[funnylittlefloozie]

Its not all about you! Have you asked your partner what they think?

(But no, YANBU because flavoured bog-roll is ridiculous)

[Greysparkles]

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies

[BreconBeBuggered]

Very wise, OP. Imagine all the labradors sticking their greedy snouts up there in search of a treat as you walked by. Unthinkable.

[Eaumyword]

Genius thread, bravo!
I must want mine to smell of Christmas as I'm still on the hunt for a Christmassy smelling soap, so...🙊

[FlouncerInDenial]

I'm sure mine always smells of roses anyway

[LavaCake]

I would love it if my arsehole smelled of butter cookies. Got to be better than the alternative, surely?

(Except this sounds like a guaranteed recipe for thrush)

[Gingerkittykat]

I could only get the horrible cherry blossom bog roll at the beginning of lockdown, it took me a while to work out what had caused my raging thrush.

[FrolickingLemon]

Haha. @draughtycatflap I was just coming on to say that it would be good for masking the sprout farts!

[ChocolateCherrybomb]

Upon advice given, I did ask my partner. He said he has no interest in sniffing it and is especially not keen on licking it.

He did walk off up the hall singing.

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town.

[Elieza]

I just laughed out loud at this thread and startled the cat!

So funny. What will they come up with next.

[Anordinarymum]

@draughtycatflap

with a hint of sprouts...

I think the sprouts will have it

[AriesTheRam]

Urgh its giving me thrush just thinking about it

[PolkadotsAndMoonbeams]

@Eaumyword

Genius thread, bravo!
I must want mine to smell of Christmas as I'm still on the hunt for a Christmassy smelling soap, so...🙊

Try here Eua. The "Merry and Bright" one is nice.

[Eaumyword]

Ooh thanks Polka. Might give that a try, it sounds lovely actually.
My bumhole thanks you

[Zaphodsotherhead]

@BreconBeBuggered

Very wise, OP. Imagine all the labradors sticking their greedy snouts up there in search of a treat as you walked by. Unthinkable.

If all the labradors I know are typical, they shove their noses up your crotch anyway, regardless of smell.

I think they are just opportunistic. Christmas arses are just a bonus.

[ancientgran]

See this is the problem with yoga and being so flexible that you can smell your bum hole. Mine is a mystery to me and so it shall remain.

[ChocolateCherrybomb]

He's making suggestions now.

Would I like a cup of tea to go with that?

And

There's some vanilla extract and demerara sugar in the cupboard if I want to try it.

[RainingBatsAndFrogs]

And it could all get much worse when Christmas starts to smell like your bumhole.

Mulled wine simmers temptingly on the stove
Enter Child
"Mmm what's that smell?"
DH sniffs
"Don't know but it smells exactly like your mother's arse"

[enjoyingscience]

Urgh, this gives me the rage (and raging thrush).

[WhatWouldYouDoWhatWouldJesusDo]

I've got thrush just from reading that 😂😂😂

[Eaumyword]

Tell him he's a perve and it's all a bit 9 1/2 weeks for your liking. Make sure you sign one of those disclaimer documents before you agree to putting anything on your special area.