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AIBU?

To wonder how the HELL this got into my knickers?!

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PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2020 00:00

Anyone want to guess what it was? These items are very small, fiddly and once lost, almost impossible to find.

I have had one of those sharp itches for the last couple of hours, and I just got ready for bed and found this item embedded in my arse! The thing is, I did lose one a few days ago but that was in the bathroom and I keep all my knickers in my bedroom, in a drawer, all neat.

Obviously the first I know, but the second....no fucking idea but I am beginning to think that the whole idea of household imps may have a ring of truth in it...... :o

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FOJN · 17/09/2020 00:01

Back of an earring?

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ErrolTheDragon · 17/09/2020 00:01

A contact lens?

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AutumnSuns · 17/09/2020 00:02

Right

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InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 17/09/2020 00:02

A cock....that's a small prick

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Vigoro · 17/09/2020 00:02

TV remote Grin

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PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2020 00:02

FUCKING VOTING!!!
Sorry, always forget to disable it.

And yes @FOJN, bang on first guess!

How the hell did it get there though?!

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PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2020 00:03

@Vigoro

TV remote Grin

Fuck off, my arse isnt that big :o:o
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FAQs · 17/09/2020 00:04

Your marbles?

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DrGachet · 17/09/2020 00:06

I read your OP as "AIBU to wonder how the HELL this guy got into my knickers Grin and was going to chip in with my own example(s).

I'm also guessing earring.

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FOJN · 17/09/2020 00:06

Possibly got caught in your hair and fell into your undies when you went to the loo?

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PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2020 00:08

It definitely hit the bathroom floor, I heard it and I am not in a habit of sitting on the bog floor!

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Lardlizard · 17/09/2020 00:09

Hopefully not a decidual cast !!!

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FOJN · 17/09/2020 00:10

Got stuck to your foot and transferred to your bed?

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PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2020 00:17

@Lardlizard

Hopefully not a decidual cast !!!

Oh yuck, that made me shiver!
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PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2020 00:18

@FOJN

Got stuck to your foot and transferred to your bed?

You're just far too sensible! I hadnt thought of that :o
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ShinyMe · 17/09/2020 00:20

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

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PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2020 00:25

@ShinyMe

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

You dont eat them whole?!

Mind. Boggled.
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seayork2020 · 17/09/2020 00:30

@ShinyMe

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

I find all sorts in my bra, including wine
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CyberNan · 17/09/2020 00:31

@ShinyMe

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

did you ever find the other half...?
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teaandcustardcreamsx · 17/09/2020 00:38

Whenever I come home from the cinema and take my bra off it’s half full of popcorn HmmGrin

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ShinyMe · 17/09/2020 08:01

I eat my jaffa cakes full moon/half moon/total eclipse, doesn't everyone?! Not sure how I didn't notice i lost it, but hey, it was lovely and melty when I found it.

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