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To wonder how the HELL this got into my knickers?!

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PyongyangKipperbang Thu 17-Sep-20 00:00:42

Anyone want to guess what it was? These items are very small, fiddly and once lost, almost impossible to find.

I have had one of those sharp itches for the last couple of hours, and I just got ready for bed and found this item embedded in my arse! The thing is, I did lose one a few days ago but that was in the bathroom and I keep all my knickers in my bedroom, in a drawer, all neat.

Obviously the first I know, but the second....no fucking idea but I am beginning to think that the whole idea of household imps may have a ring of truth in it...... grin

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FOJN Thu 17-Sep-20 00:01:44

Back of an earring?

ErrolTheDragon Thu 17-Sep-20 00:01:59

A contact lens?

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud Thu 17-Sep-20 00:02:04

A cock....that's a small prick

AutumnSuns Thu 17-Sep-20 00:02:04

Right

Vigoro Thu 17-Sep-20 00:02:10

TV remote grin

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 17-Sep-20 00:02:54

FUCKING VOTING!!!
Sorry, always forget to disable it.

And yes @FOJN, bang on first guess!

How the hell did it get there though?!

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PyongyangKipperbang Thu 17-Sep-20 00:03:49

Vigoro

TV remote grin

Fuck off, my arse isnt that big gringrin

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FAQs Thu 17-Sep-20 00:04:07

Your marbles?

DrGachet Thu 17-Sep-20 00:06:23

I read your OP as "AIBU to wonder how the HELL this guy got into my knickers grin and was going to chip in with my own example(s).

I'm also guessing earring.

FOJN Thu 17-Sep-20 00:06:42

Possibly got caught in your hair and fell into your undies when you went to the loo?

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 17-Sep-20 00:08:02

It definitely hit the bathroom floor, I heard it and I am not in a habit of sitting on the bog floor!

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Lardlizard Thu 17-Sep-20 00:09:30

Hopefully not a decidual cast !!!

FOJN Thu 17-Sep-20 00:10:34

Got stuck to your foot and transferred to your bed?

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 17-Sep-20 00:17:47

Lardlizard

Hopefully not a decidual cast !!!

Oh yuck, that made me shiver!

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PyongyangKipperbang Thu 17-Sep-20 00:18:12

FOJN

Got stuck to your foot and transferred to your bed?

You're just far too sensible! I hadnt thought of that grin

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ShinyMe Thu 17-Sep-20 00:20:28

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 17-Sep-20 00:25:53

ShinyMe

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

You dont eat them whole?!

Mind. Boggled.

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seayork2020 Thu 17-Sep-20 00:30:14

ShinyMe

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

I find all sorts in my bra, including wine

CyberNan Thu 17-Sep-20 00:31:53

ShinyMe

I once found half a jaffa cake in my bra when I got undressed after work.

did you ever find the other half...?

teaandcustardcreamsx Thu 17-Sep-20 00:38:08

Whenever I come home from the cinema and take my bra off it’s half full of popcorn hmmgrin

ShinyMe Thu 17-Sep-20 08:01:24

I eat my jaffa cakes full moon/half moon/total eclipse, doesn't everyone?! Not sure how I didn't notice i lost it, but hey, it was lovely and melty when I found it.

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