to want dh to record less porn on sky+

[onetiredmummy]

Its getting embarrassing, there's loads & I had someone over today & my ds wanted me to put on 'Come Outside' & I had to distract my mumsy friend with the teapot so I could wade through his collection & find it.

I have my parents down next week & as far as I'm concerned they have never & will never have sex. I can't have them seeing this!

Do I brave his tantrums/sulking/not talking to me or take the chance parents will not see....

[onetiredmummy]

Oh I should probably explain that 'come outside' is a cbeebies program with a dog called Pippin & Auntie Mabel. Its for children.

Just making that clear.

[constancereader]

could be very embarrassing
I would brave the tantrums and talk to him

[constancereader]

[bristols]

I know how you feel Although there's none on ours at the moment. I think you definitely need to tell him to delete it all before your parents come. If he's that desperate to keep it, maybe he could record it onto DVD/video?

[mistypeaks]

get him to get his porn on line instead. Its far better than the soft core *&%^ you get on sky anyway. (or at least that is the selling point to him - slinks off all embarrassed at ones self!!) (can give you good websites to convince him if you like) Really am going now.

[chipmonkey]

LOL at "Come Outside" and the necessary explanation that it;s a kids show!

[onetiredmummy]

Well Misty, his excuse is that he 'accidentally' subscribed to playboy tv one night 'when he was drunk' & he managed to accidentally subscribe for a year so he wants his money's worth now.

[mistypeaks]

obviously i'm not here anymore because i know nothing about porn . . . But you'll never get your moneys worth. playboy is quite poor. hmmmm. What happens if you 'save' your recorded programmes from your tv planner menu? Do they disappear from the 1st planner menu thereby saving you from any embarrassment?

[onetiredmummy]

No if I do that they end up with a big blue capital K for keep next to them ensuring that all attention is drawn to the recording in question.

Playboy is not good but he gets spice extreme & one other as well.(Like you I don't know much about it)

[onetiredmummy]

(wink)

[mistypeaks]

Yeah i just tried it to see what happens!!! Not good!!! It's one thing being 'not interested' but another for family members to know you're 'not interested' isn't it?!?!

[LazyLinePainterJane]

Just delete them all. Say that the box crashed and you had to do a full system restore. That wipes the planner. You would have to take off everything set to record though.

[onetiredmummy]

Ooh thats sneaky. I like it!

[law3]

tell him to buy some dvds tight sod, so you can hide them somewhere