Dear Spammer...... if I wanted a wet pussy

[PyongyangKipperbang]

I would give my cat a bath.

Do fuck off dear.

[ElizabethMainwaring]

Funnily enough, I actually have a wet pussy asleep on my lap. Lovely.

[PyongyangKipperbang]

@ElizabethMainwaring

Funnily enough, I actually have a wet pussy asleep on my lap. Lovely.

Warm and moist?! :o

[NiteWotcha]

haha, unfortunately it cant hear you - its a bot so will just carry on...

[HerRoyalNotness]

I only have a dry one sadly, stalking the house ready to attack the nearest pair of legs

[ArriettyJones]

It’ll spam this thread next 😏

[PyongyangKipperbang]

Fingers crossed :o

[MyDarlingWhatIfYouFly]

[natashajayne]

Yeah I got this post too

If she sees this, change your password

🤭🤔🐱

[PyongyangKipperbang]

A bot is perfect. I have had a shitty day and I cant sleep so I need something to fire off some fucks to without a shred of guilt!

[ElizabethMainwaring]

Absolutely! She's not young though, sadly...

[ElizabethMainwaring]

@ElizabethMainwaring

Absolutely! She's not young though, sadly...

That was in response to 'warm and moist'.
Dratted quote didn't attach.

[PyongyangKipperbang]

@ElizabethMainwaring

Absolutely! She's not young though, sadly...

Bet she has the heart and soul of a kitten :)

[CaptainCorellisPangolin]

Mine has just brought in a mouse. I am prepared for this sort of situation and already have a Tupperware box with shredded paper, toilet roll tube and slices of cucumber to house traumatised mice. Wet pussy is now sulking.

[copingnotcoping]

Can I go and punch said bot?

[Alisonjabub]

@CaptainCorellisPangolin

Mine has just brought in a mouse. I am prepared for this sort of situation and already have a Tupperware box with shredded paper, toilet roll tube and slices of cucumber to house traumatised mice. Wet pussy is now sulking.

haha We did this with an injured mouse the cat brought in. The fucker lived for 3 years! We ended up getting it a cage the lot!

[differentnameforthis]

@PyongyangKipperbang

I would give my cat a bath.

Do fuck off dear.

It's a bot.

[confusedandtired99]

I think she’s missed her target audience

[confusedandtired99]

That makes more sense now

[ElizabethMainwaring]

Yeah. We know

[ElizabethMainwaring]

We know it's a bot
(Damn quote attach failure. Again)

[confusedandtired99]

I didn’t know it’s a bot... ive been replying to it

[TheProdigalKittensReturn]

Oh, they hit AIBU too? They were all over FWR.

[PyongyangKipperbang]

It just worries me a bit that the tech "geniuses" that programme these things dont do even the teeniest bit of research.

I mean really, a site called MUMSnet isnt really going to be interested in pussies, wet or otherwise.

I admire the skill but the effort is sadly lacking.

D-

[TehBewilderness]

The creeps that used to harass reddit/gender critical are looking for a new women's forum to disrupt.

[NiteWotcha]

I got a lot of them - they hit between about 03:02 and 03:19 - quite precise.
And some of the messages written in German...

anyway I'm going to let HQ tidy up the rest of them in the morning - need a after all that