I'm shit at going to sleep. The blasted sleep app I have been religiously using for months tells me that I get around 5 hours' kip a night, frequently less than 3 and occasionally (thanks to lockdown) around 6. Which is handy, as that takes me to when I have to wake up for work.
I'm never asleep before 2am, no matter whether I go to bed early or not.
Until tonight. I went to bed at 10pm and actually started feeling properly tired shortly afterwards.
Guess who woke me up at just after midnight? That's right. He assumed that because it was 'early', I wasn't going to be asleep. And when he realised I was snoring like a pig probably asleep, he decided that I might be cold AND PUT THE FUCKING 14.5 TOG QUILT OVER ME AND TUCKED IT IN.
It's still 30 degrees in this brick lined storage heater. I had my third shower of the day immediately before I went to bed and spreadeagled myself in front of the fan, still dripping wet. The DTwatCats are doing impressions of melted ice lollies across the landing.
BUT HE DECIDED I NEEDED A FUCKING WINTER QUILT OVER ME.
i do like him a lot, but really? And the utter knob is now snoring his fucking head off. Whilst wearing clothes. And a fucking quilt. Because he's got 'work in the morning so please stop talking'. He starts 3 and half hours later than I do. And I'M WIDE FUCKING AWAKE NOW.
I can legally smother him for this, can't I?
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MitziK · 25/06/2020 03:38
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