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AIBU?

To be a little scared

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 20:48

About an hour ago, whilst wearing flip flops, I (accidentally) kicked a low level wall in the garden as I was attempting to walk around it. Much hopping and trying to swear as quietly as I could.

Now indoors, I pulled a stool up to the table and (this is a bit harder to explain) not realising a leg had become loose on the stool I sat down on it whilst my little finger was in the gap between the seat of the stool and the loose leg. I was up out that seat so fast and wincing, silently screaming and convinced I’d lost the end of my little finger.

Now, they say things come in threes. AIBU to be a little scared right now?

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plunkplunkfizz · 23/06/2020 21:02

Ouch! Poor you.

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LochJessMonster · 23/06/2020 21:04

Throw salt over your left shoulder and go to bed immediately!

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 21:05

Hey Nessie, not going to bed right now, only just opened the 🍷

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vodkaredbullgirl · 23/06/2020 21:08

I would say take the wine with you but you might spill it in the bed lol

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 21:10

Would suck the sheets out

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RiftGibbon · 23/06/2020 21:29

Accidentally on purpose poke yourself in the eye and get it over with?

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 21:33

Rift, I’m trying, really trying, but I’m too scared

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 21:35

I took a photo of my injuries to try and illicit sympathy but actually my toes and dry skin are much uglier than the injuries!

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 21:57

Warned you

To be a little scared
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letmethinkaboutitfornow · 23/06/2020 22:04

Don’t. Move. A muscle!
Put down that glass! 😂😂😂

(Obvs feeling sorry for you but couldn’t help but laugh!)

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Pieceofpurplesky · 23/06/2020 22:05

Ouch! Sleep on the sofa and don't move

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 22:20

Still perched on the stool......sipping........keeping my digits close to me 😊

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NoWordForFluffy · 23/06/2020 22:22

I think you're heading towards your Final Destination moment. Sorry!

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Blueraccoon · 23/06/2020 22:34

NoWord, you’re scaring me

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MinnieJackson · 23/06/2020 23:00

GrinGrinGrin sorry but I'm really laughing at the stool incident!

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letmethinkaboutitfornow · 24/06/2020 06:48

So? Was there a 3rd? 😂

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NoWordForFluffy · 24/06/2020 17:12

@letmethinkaboutitfornow

So? Was there a 3rd? 😂

I'm beginning to think that my prediction was true, given she hasn't come back! 😱
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letmethinkaboutitfornow · 24/06/2020 18:17

@NoWordForFluffy - I am worried! 😱

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DontTouchTheMoustache · 24/06/2020 18:20

Haha this is just a normal day for me op but I am excessively clumsy Grin

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