To ask about toilets...

[GracieLane]

If you have more than one loo do you have rules about which ones are for number twos? I've see a lot of "don't poo in the downstairs loo" signs on Instagram and just wondered if this is a thing now?

[WitsEnding]

No.

[TooTiredTodayOk]

We don't poo in the downstairs loo. We do use that loo, but if we need a poo we go to our own bathrooms.

[Sparklesocks]

Either or in both our toilets. That’s what they are there for. Theyre not ornamental.

[JeanSlatersSausageSurprise]

If anyone poops in my en suite, they're dead. But I don't venture out of my bedroom often, so with it having no ventilation it's a kindness for people to use the main bathroom

[IwishIhadaMargarita]

No poo in downstairs loo. Is too close to my kitchen.

[GracieLane]

I always thought it would be the other way round, if anything

[TrickyKid]

Our downstairs loo doesn't have a window to open so we don't use it for poos unless desperate and the other loo is occupied.

[GracieLane]

Proximity to the kitchen makes a lot of sense. I've always been more concerned about how close baths tend to be to toilets, though.

[ISAD0RA]

No

[bigbluebus]

Free to do whatever toiletting you need to do in any of our 4 toilets (1 ensuite and 1 downstairs loo off utility room). It's what toilets were meant for.

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

It's just me and 4 year old ds so as long as poo ends up in a toilet I'm happy.

[StoneSourFan]

My rule is no number 2s in the the downstairs loo. It's not far from my kitchen, just a little utility in between them! I don't even change my babies nappy downstairs! Xx

[Oysterbabe]

The only rule, although unspoken, is we don't poo in the ensuite if the other is in bed or about to go to bed.

[Fifthtimelucky]

I don't have an official rule, but I don't like poos downstairs as the loo is right by the front door.

[alphabetsoup1980]

I'm jealous of all these downstairs toilets tbh 😅😅 One toilet upstairs!! X

[bridgetreilly]

No. I think it's absolutely ludicrous to have toilets that aren't allowed to be used for their intended purpose. Everybody poos, just get over it.

[SmileEachDay]

We don't poo in the downstairs loo. We do use that loo, but if we need a poo we go to our own bathrooms

Do you live in an actual mansion?

[PopsicleHustler]

It doesn't matter to me. Bit if you have done a drink bomb, make sure you open the windows, spray air freshener and chuck toilet cleaner down the loo to make my life easier. We have two toilets upstairs and downstairs

[Nickname21]

Doesn't everyone have their own personal toilet to poo in?

How common to have to share a toilet.

[PopsicleHustler]

But if you have done a stink bomb* bloody predictive text

[justanotherneighinparadise]

No rules but I do notice people gravitate to their favourite toilets to poo. I’m the only one who actually cleans all the toilets 😬

[dementedpixie]

we don't poo in the ensuite toilet as its close to the bedroom.

[UncleShady]

No one poos in my ensuite except me.

DS2 has to use VIP poo in whatever toilet he uses because otherwise the entire house will smell.

[Northernsoullover]

My mother has a no number 2 in the downstairs loo rule. Its a bit embarrassing as you may as well take out a full page advert telling everyone your intentions when you have to go upstairs

[MidsomerMum]

Even if I did want to enforce this, no one in this house would adhere to it, not least because one of us has an IBD. Our old house was a Victorian terrace with only a bathroom downstairs anyway!