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AIBU to secretly love kebab shop pizzas

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LynnThese4reSEXPEOPLE Tue 09-Jun-20 18:20:35

You know the ones. With a deep dish, weird little oil bubblesin the dough, far too much cheese that is insanely stretchy when hot and rubber when cold, and inexplicably salty. Mmmmm....

What's your dirty takeaway secret?

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innitlush Tue 09-Jun-20 18:24:34

This. Roll on Saturday grin

BankofNook Tue 09-Jun-20 18:24:59

Cheesy chips smothered with garlic sauce and scraps of batter sprinkled on top so they sink in to the melted cheese.

That or chicken parmo but I can only have that of DH is sharing because the one from our local shop is too big for one person.

SummerHouse Tue 09-Jun-20 18:26:59

God that box of stuff looks amazing right now.

iklboo Tue 09-Jun-20 18:28:16

Chicken tikka kebab. DH got me one last night. It's just chicken tikka & onions on a naan bread with some curry sauce spread on it like ketchup or mayo. It weighed ONE POUND. Suffice to say half was left for lunch today.

LynnThese4reSEXPEOPLE Tue 09-Jun-20 18:28:22

@BankofNook - yes yes to cheesy chips!

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AaronBurrSirr Tue 09-Jun-20 18:29:55

Doner meat and chips, drenched in garlic sauce. That’s it. No salad or pitta. Not even drunk food, just honestly my favourite takeaway grin

stairway Tue 09-Jun-20 18:33:48

I like all kebabs, shish donner and kofte give it to me!! It’s a complete meal, bread salad meat and sauce. I’ll have the pizza too please.

innitlush Tue 09-Jun-20 18:52:58

@stairway you'd love one of these then. Our local takeaway does a similar one.

stairway Tue 09-Jun-20 19:13:43

Oh my God Innitlush, where do you live ? I’m moving...

Spied Tue 09-Jun-20 19:16:06

The gooey pizza you described but with pineapple, peppers and a side of the vinegary red/white cabbage that comes with a kebab.

Burgerandchipvan Tue 09-Jun-20 19:16:37

Kebab shop pizza with a side of chips was my diet for three years at uni. Still love it now.

Outfoxed Tue 09-Jun-20 19:18:41

The local kebab shop where I grew up did this spectacular pizza. Like 3 inches thick of yellow insulation foam dripping in grease. So awful, so delicious. With rubber cheese and doubtful "chicken" tikka on top. I'm having cravings

BlueJava Tue 09-Jun-20 19:20:15

Lovea Dominos night, love a KFC as well!

GrandTheftWalrus Tue 09-Jun-20 19:22:29

I get extra cheese, sweetcorn and pineapple on mine. Had one last night. I bloody love them.

FrankieDoyle Tue 09-Jun-20 19:23:48

Chicken shawarma wrap dripping with garlic mayo!

Chicken shish with blue cheese sauce...

And a battered Mars Bar grin

AndNoneForGretchenWieners Tue 09-Jun-20 19:24:00

Donner meat pizza from the kebab shop is ace. I like a House Special kebab though, with a whole lamb chop, steak, chicken cubes, lamb steak and donner meat. With garlic mayo, shredded lettuce and onion. Mmmmm.

longtimecomin Tue 09-Jun-20 19:30:14

My and my friend were part of the dirty kebab club. We would occasionally get a kebab but not tell anyone because kebabs are the heroin of the food world wink

GalwayGrowl Tue 09-Jun-20 19:44:35

@innitlush MUNCHIEBOX ❤️

GalwayGrowl Tue 09-Jun-20 19:45:56

I love a large donner drowned in garlic sauce.

The old gallbladder packed in last year though so I'm on the donner wagon sad

JRUIN Tue 09-Jun-20 19:48:44

Mmm right now, thanks to this thread I am craving a kebab meat cheesy chip wrap.

Sparklesocks Tue 09-Jun-20 19:50:55

Fried chicken.

Cant resist.

Tabithha Tue 09-Jun-20 19:54:49

Another one that loves a kfc. Also partial to donner meat and chips with naan

The80sweregreat Tue 09-Jun-20 19:57:43

Our kebab shop does a lovely veggie pizza!
I do not like kebabs at all so I was surprised the pizzas were so nice.

Dillo10 Tue 09-Jun-20 20:00:39

Fish and chips, mushy peas PLUS a battered sausage and a thick slices of buttered white bread OH MY GOD lol

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